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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
I've got books like that. The difference is, I do close them occasionally and face the real world.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(September 30, 2014 at 5:58 pm)DramaQueen Wrote: Can I get a copy it seems fun

The entire contents are in my previous post.

I call it "The Gospel According to Jesus H Christ", rev 1.0a.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 30, 2014 at 5:53 pm)RobZombi Wrote: Did you read it when I posted it?
I know the bible very well - I didn't have to read it because I know what it says. IF, and not WHEN being the key word in that scripture. Sadly most Christians use it as an out to allow 'sin' to abound that grace may be greater. After all, being a prick is easy to change, and should not require a Human sacrifice to be the thing that motivates a change for the better.
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(September 30, 2014 at 5:56 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: My god book says to have sex as often as possible, including lengthy foreplay sessions, drink (good) wine frequently, listen to music you enjoy and generally have a good time.

I like my god book. It's a keeper.

My (former) god book told me I was inferior to half the world's population because I don't have a dick (the ex doesn't count, apparently).

So I threw it away.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(September 30, 2014 at 6:11 pm)Beccs Wrote: My (former) god book told me I was inferior to half the world's population because I don't have a dick (the ex doesn't count, apparently).

I would consider the absence of a dick a major pro; at least according to my own god book. Wink

Quote:So I threw it away.

Writing one's own god book is the ticket.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
I have many interesting links for Obama being the AC, bombings on the currency, etc.. How do I just give you a " here" hypertext as opposed to writing out the full link?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
@Beccs: What, the ex or the book?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
That stranger told me about stan worshipping masonic Jews
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(September 30, 2014 at 6:16 pm)RobZombi Wrote: I have many interesting links for Obama being the AC, bombings on the currency, etc.. How do I just give you a " here" hypertext as opposed to writing out the full link?

Why is it that the "antichrist" changes every few years depending on who you don't like for various reasons?

A few years ago it was Saddam Hussein.
Now it's Obama.
When Obama is no longer president it will likely be the next democratic president (assuming they're not a white male, of course)

(September 30, 2014 at 6:16 pm)Stimbo Wrote: @Beccs: What, the ex or the book?

Both.

Wink Shades

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Damn those stan worshipping Jews!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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