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RE: Catholic miracles
December 15, 2014 at 8:02 pm
Saint Zita (c. 1212 – 27 April 1272) is the patron saint of maids and domestic servants. She is also appealed to in order to help find lost keys.
The saint you pray to when you've lost your keys? What?
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RE: Catholic miracles
December 15, 2014 at 8:06 pm
Catholic Miracle: A priest doesn't molest kids and therefore the Vatican doesn't feel the need to protect him.
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RE: Catholic miracles
December 15, 2014 at 9:03 pm
Impossible!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Catholic miracles
December 15, 2014 at 9:21 pm
Beccs said it, therefore it must be true.
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RE: Catholic miracles
December 16, 2014 at 3:45 am
It's been pointed out that at some point from the mid eighties onward, state school teachers over here in the UK began to be predominantly female because a man who expressed an interest in applying for a post that brought him into contact with children was immediately suspect, regardless of any actual sinister intent or background. The mere fact of wanting the job was enough to disqualify them on potential sexual misconduct grounds.
How much more should this apply to the clergy, in which these cases are a matter of known and ongoing record? "So you want to be a priest? Fine, well there's the door - the officer outside will show you to your cell."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'