I just got home to this.

It is hard to type while laughing.
Sorry Nope, I did not mean to bring women into this. It is only men who plot wars.

And Nope, about your questions on page one (good ones too):
Jesus did say that and I hear it all the time.
I don't know for a fact the day or hour, I see a possibility though.

2) He used the present tense (knows) when that was spoken and His words were recorded.
Are we supposed to think it means no one will ever know?
Maybe, but if that was the case there should have been a "will ever" preceding the word translated "knows".

On the AC as described in Daniel:
" He will not regard the desire of women"
Much conjecture has gone over the falls on this one.
Some thought it had to do with the desire of women to give birth to the Messiah (that one never seemed to fit to me).

Either it means he does not care about what women want, or it means he is a homo.
If he had come out of the closet PRIOR to his election (was it Time magazine which called him the first homosexual president? And he did not object to that cover splash, from what I recall)- Would he have been elected?
I say NO he would not.

The lady comedian who offhandedly said Michelle was a tranny and everyone knows it did not live long after those words.

(January 5, 2015 at 6:52 pm)professor Wrote: Some thought it had to do with the desire of women to give birth to the Messiah (that one never seemed to fit to me).

I've heard about psychologists saying, women had penis envy, I even read about nuns dreaming of having sex with Jesus, even about some claiming to have eaten his foreskin, but that's a new one. Jesus being gay though seems a valid theory, given he obviously preferred the company of guys.

(January 5, 2015 at 6:56 pm)abaris Wrote:

(January 5, 2015 at 6:52 pm)professor Wrote: Some thought it had to do with the desire of women to give birth to the Messiah (that one never seemed to fit to me).

I've heard about psychologists saying, women had penis envy, I even read about nuns dreaming of having sex with Jesus, even about some claiming to have eaten his foreskin, but that's a new one. Jesus being gay though seems a valid theory, given he obviously preferred the company of guys.

You can't tell me jesus and or god isn't fabulous. i mean why else would god get mad at men sleeping with with men. he is jealous because he couldn't get any. I mean he is god after all he could create himself a boyfriend. I mean isn't obvious god is gay i mean think about the frilly animals and flowers etc.

(January 5, 2015 at 7:29 pm)dyresand Wrote: You can't tell me jesus and or god isn't fabulous. i mean why else would god get mad at men sleeping with with men. he is jealous because he couldn't get any. I mean he is god after all he could create himself a boyfriend. I mean isn't obvious god is gay i mean think about the frilly animals and flowers etc.

My guess is, he's opposed to anything sexual because all he could achieve was impregnating a virgin by proxy. I virtually can see him swearing at anyone having sex and enjoying themselves while contemplating his own sorry dick.

(January 5, 2015 at 7:34 pm)abaris Wrote:

(January 5, 2015 at 7:29 pm)dyresand Wrote: You can't tell me jesus and or god isn't fabulous. i mean why else would god get mad at men sleeping with with men. he is jealous because he couldn't get any. I mean he is god after all he could create himself a boyfriend. I mean isn't obvious god is gay i mean think about the frilly animals and flowers etc.

My guess is, he's opposed to anything sexual because all he could achieve was impregnating a virgin by proxy. I virtually can see him swearing at anyone having sex and enjoying themselves while contemplating his own sorry dick.

you mean his fun sized snicker?

I was hoping to see the end. Imagine being in that last generation, you would almost be like a celebrity in heaven. You got to be apart of some of the worst stuff ever. Nothing compares, because there is no ark, there are no more chances. Can you imagine every generation before could say," man we screwup a lot, but at least we did not trigger a sodom and Gomorrah on the whole planet. Ha! I bet that what Jesus was saying when he said even those who lived in sodom and Gomorrah would stand in judgement to this wicked generation!

I just hope I get to see the new Star Wars and get to play halo 5 before its all done.

(January 6, 2015 at 12:21 am)Drich Wrote: I was hoping to see the end. Imagine being in that last generation, you would almost be like a celebrity in heaven. You got to be apart of some of the worst stuff ever. Nothing compares, because there is no ark, there are no more chances. Can you imagine every generation before could say," man we screwup a lot, but at least we did not trigger a sodom and Gomorrah on the whole planet. Ha! I bet that what Jesus was saying when he said even those who lived in sodom and Gomorrah would stand in judgement to this wicked generation!

I just hope I get to see the new Star Wars and get to play halo 5 before its all done.

I don't want humanity to end i mean its kind of selfish wanting to end to come for everyone at a specific time and date. Think about experience that are yet to have for everyone and for it to end so suddenly is really sad.

The minute a person admits to hoping for "the end", they've checked themselves out of the human tribe - in my book.

(January 6, 2015 at 12:24 am)Rhythm Wrote: The minute a person admits to hoping for "the end", they've checked themselves out of the human tribe - in my book.

All of Dirch's rights to being a human are now gone. Everyone lets give Dirch a proper send off into the waste land.

(January 5, 2015 at 6:52 pm)professor Wrote: I just got home to this.

It is hard to type while laughing.
Sorry Nope, I did not mean to bring women into this. It is only men who plot wars.

And Nope, about your questions on page one (good ones too):
Jesus did say that and I hear it all the time.
I don't know for a fact the day or hour, I see a possibility though.

2) He used the present tense (knows) when that was spoken and His words were recorded.
Are we supposed to think it means no one will ever know?
Maybe, but if that was the case there should have been a "will ever" preceding the word translated "knows".

On the AC as described in Daniel:
" He will not regard the desire of women"
Much conjecture has gone over the falls on this one.
Some thought it had to do with the desire of women to give birth to the Messiah (that one never seemed to fit to me).

Either it means he does not care about what women want, or it means he is a homo.
If he had come out of the closet PRIOR to his election (was it Time magazine which called him the first homosexual president? And he did not object to that cover splash, from what I recall)- Would he have been elected?
I say NO he would not.

The lady comedian who offhandedly said Michelle was a tranny and everyone knows it did not live long after those words.

You said homo.

I think it is persumptious to think the 'not-christ' has anything to so with america.

I think it is far more likly that the 'feet of iron and clay' are supporting the European League of Nations.

After all most agree that the legs of iron were the romans, and the EU basically shares that very same foot print, but at the same time as a world empire, does not share the same strength the Roman Empire did. Hence iron (for sharing the same land mass) and clay for being a much weaker/less stable version of what came before.

Plus we are way closer for the EU-ians to elect a 'homo' than red blooded 'mericans' are to fit your time line..