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I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION

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I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
January 26, 2015 at 3:09 pm
Very bad.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
January 26, 2015 at 3:12 pm
Eh, that sucks. But again, hang in there, you'll be 18 before you know it.
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
January 26, 2015 at 3:13 pm
Bad naughty necromancer Heart
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
January 26, 2015 at 3:22 pm
(January 26, 2015 at 3:13 pm)Losty Wrote: Bad naughty necromancer Heart

Could be worse.

Could be a necrophiliac . . .

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
January 26, 2015 at 3:31 pm


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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
January 26, 2015 at 3:33 pm
(October 4, 2014 at 11:11 am)XenobladeShulk Wrote: I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW. MY MOM WON'T LET ME GET HYRULE WARRIORS FOR THE WII U BECAUSE IT'S "TOO MAGICAL AND SORCERY". I DON'T FUCKING GIVE A SHIT! I TOLD HER THAT I DON'T BELIEVE IN HER DUMBASS FAKE RELIGION (SHE'S A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS) SO I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT'S STUPID FUCKING RULES ABOUT WHAT GAMES I PLAY. SHE ALSO DOESN'T EVEN LET ME PLAY FUCKING POKEMON BECAUSE ITS BASED ON JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY! I DON'T FUCKING CARE! I'M 14 AND MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE FUCKING MAGIC!!!!

Only 4 more years hang in there just fake it. Also want a emulator and some Pokemon game roms?
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
January 26, 2015 at 5:12 pm (This post was last modified: January 26, 2015 at 5:13 pm by Alex K.)
Really, you're gonna reply to op now? Big Grin
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
January 26, 2015 at 6:28 pm
(October 4, 2014 at 11:11 am)XenobladeShulk Wrote: I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW. MY MOM WON'T LET ME GET HYRULE WARRIORS FOR THE WII U BECAUSE IT'S "TOO MAGICAL AND SORCERY". I DON'T FUCKING GIVE A SHIT! I TOLD HER THAT I DON'T BELIEVE IN HER DUMBASS FAKE RELIGION (SHE'S A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS) SO I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT'S STUPID FUCKING RULES ABOUT WHAT GAMES I PLAY. SHE ALSO DOESN'T EVEN LET ME PLAY FUCKING POKEMON BECAUSE ITS BASED ON JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY! I DON'T FUCKING CARE! I'M 14 AND MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE FUCKING MAGIC!!!!

Yeah, it sucks but, for now, you , have to follow her rules. When you are 14, adulthood seems a long way off but the four years will go by quick
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
January 26, 2015 at 9:32 pm
I think the little brat is long gone.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
January 26, 2015 at 9:40 pm
It took me a bit to notice too, never saw this thread before b/c I wasn't around then. It's when I see unfamiliar names and avi's, that's when I look at the date as a rule. Maybe I should get in the habit at looking right away.
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