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Which religion would you like to be true?
#31
RE: Which religion would you like to be true?
Tolkien's mythology is pretty much christianity. Although Eru Illuvitar may not be the genocidal narcissist that Yaweh is. Most modern day people have a softer version of the christian god in mind.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#32
RE: Which religion would you like to be true?
Scientology.

Just to fuck with everybody.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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#33
RE: Which religion would you like to be true?
Cat worship. Smile
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#34
RE: Which religion would you like to be true?
Bollocks. Spooky beat me to it and for the exact same reason, spookily enough. That plus the space DC-10s, obviously.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#35
RE: Which religion would you like to be true?
(March 16, 2015 at 4:55 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Bollocks. Spooky beat me to it and for the exact same reason, spookily enough. That plus the space DC-10s, obviously.

Heathen, they're DC-8's.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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#36
RE: Which religion would you like to be true?
Mine.
EDIT: To be clear, I mean the one I made up; not the one I (don't) have.
The truth is absolute. Life forms are specks of specks (...) of specks of dust in the universe.
Why settle for normal, when you can be so much more? Why settle for something, when you can have everything?

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#37
RE: Which religion would you like to be true?
Of course. Silly me, thinking that aliens wouldn't have advanced technology.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#38
RE: Which religion would you like to be true?
I could go for this one that Herodotus reports:

Quote: Now the most shameful of the customs of the Babylonians is as follows: every woman of the country must sit down in the precincts of Aphrodite once in her life and have commerce with a man who is a stranger: and many women who do not deign to mingle with the rest, because they are made arrogant by wealth, drive to the temple with pairs of horses in covered carriages, and so take their place, and a large number of attendants follow after them; but the greater number do thus,--in the sacred enclosure of Aphrodite sit great numbers of women with a wreath of cord about their heads; some come and others go; and there are passages in straight lines going between the women in every direction, through which the strangers pass by and make their choice. Here when a woman takes her seat she does not depart again to her house until one of the strangers has thrown a silver coin into her lap and has had commerce with her outside the temple, and after throwing it he must say these words only: "I demand thee in the name of the goddess Mylitta": now Mylitta is the name given by the Assyrians to Aphrodite: and the silver coin may be of any value; whatever it is she will not refuse it, for that is not lawful for her, seeing that this coin is made sacred by the act: and she follows the man who has first thrown and does not reject any: and after that she departs to her house, having acquitted herself of her duty to the goddess, nor will you be able thenceforth to give any gift so great as to win her. So then as many as have attained to beauty and stature are speedily released, but those of them who are unshapely remain there much time, not being able to fulfil the law; for some of them remain even as much as three or four years: and in some parts of Cyprus too there is a custom similar to this.

Just need a supply of silver coins.
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#39
RE: Which religion would you like to be true?
Can I say a religion I want to create (with lots of visually appealing deities)? Otherwise Hinduism because bovine animals are pretty cool and I'm considering vegetarianism. Although Buddhism doesn't have to have deities connected to it so that's cool too I guess.

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#40
RE: Which religion would you like to be true?
Yes, very shameful. Why can't the men just rape them and take them home like civilized people?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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