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RE: Which religion would you like to be true?
March 16, 2015 at 12:56 pm
Tolkien's mythology is pretty much christianity. Although Eru Illuvitar may not be the genocidal narcissist that Yaweh is. Most modern day people have a softer version of the christian god in mind.
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RE: Which religion would you like to be true?
March 16, 2015 at 4:03 pm
Scientology.
Just to fuck with everybody.
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RE: Which religion would you like to be true?
March 16, 2015 at 4:55 pm
Bollocks. Spooky beat me to it and for the exact same reason, spookily enough. That plus the space DC-10s, obviously.
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RE: Which religion would you like to be true?
March 16, 2015 at 4:55 pm
(March 16, 2015 at 4:55 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Bollocks. Spooky beat me to it and for the exact same reason, spookily enough. That plus the space DC-10s, obviously.
Heathen, they're DC-8's.
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RE: Which religion would you like to be true?
March 16, 2015 at 4:56 pm
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Mine.
EDIT: To be clear, I mean the one I made up; not the one I (don't) have.
The truth is absolute. Life forms are specks of specks (...) of specks of dust in the universe.
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RE: Which religion would you like to be true?
March 16, 2015 at 4:57 pm
Of course. Silly me, thinking that aliens wouldn't have advanced technology.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Which religion would you like to be true?
March 16, 2015 at 6:08 pm
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Can I say a religion I want to create (with lots of visually appealing deities)? Otherwise Hinduism because bovine animals are pretty cool and I'm considering vegetarianism. Although Buddhism doesn't have to have deities connected to it so that's cool too I guess.
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RE: Which religion would you like to be true?
March 16, 2015 at 6:10 pm
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Yes, very shameful. Why can't the men just rape them and take them home like civilized people?