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101 uses for Bible

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101 uses for Bible
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#91
RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 1, 2010 at 5:54 am
Hollow it out and keep Jack Daniels in it....... DRUNK WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT!?! ... holy fire water?
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#92
RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 1, 2010 at 6:22 am
(August 31, 2010 at 4:51 pm)Thor Wrote:
(August 31, 2010 at 10:58 am)AnunZi Wrote:
(August 31, 2010 at 9:33 am)Thor Wrote: Now we see the violance inherent in the system!

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#93
RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 1, 2010 at 7:55 am
Fertilizer! "I believe" the whole thing is full of shit.
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#94
RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 1, 2010 at 9:16 am
(September 1, 2010 at 6:22 am)AnunZi Wrote:
(August 31, 2010 at 4:51 pm)Thor Wrote:
(August 31, 2010 at 10:58 am)AnunZi Wrote:
(August 31, 2010 at 9:33 am)Thor Wrote: Now we see the violance inherent in the system!

Help! I'm being repressed! I'm being repressed!


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Blue.... no wait, yellow... Arrrghh!

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#95
RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 1, 2010 at 10:53 am
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.
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#96
RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 1, 2010 at 10:57 am (This post was last modified: September 2, 2010 at 12:09 am by goalie.)
(September 1, 2010 at 5:23 am)EvidenceVsFaith Wrote: #72 to smack "goalie" across the face with for giving the wrong link.

I fixed it laterDevil #75(I think) To read porn in church.You put the bible on the out side and the good stuff on the inside!
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 1, 2010 at 1:32 pm (This post was last modified: September 1, 2010 at 1:34 pm by Thor.)
(September 1, 2010 at 10:53 am)leo-rcc Wrote: When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.

So they ate Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.

(Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay....)
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#98
RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 5, 2010 at 5:10 am
76. To get votes as a politician and convince idiotic masses that somehow a book that asserts every type of position imaginable can make you more like them.
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#99
RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 5, 2010 at 5:40 am
(August 22, 2010 at 9:50 pm)TheDarkestOfAngels Wrote: You know, I've always thought of doing this one prank, but it seems very difficult to pull off.
The idea is that I line the bible with certain chemicals. I would make sure the bible is in a place where a lot of people would be watching me and when I'm finally told to get the bible, they see me reach for it and when my hands come into contact with the book, it lights on fire.

I have no idea how to accomplish this, but it's so epic that if I had a chance to accomplish this I couldn't pass it up. I'm also certain that some method using a book box or other hidden devices would work just as well.

So...

If you want to make the bible explode (catch on fire) on contact use a flash powder on the pages you are going to touch, use one thats not too sensitive. Then you can slam your hands on the page and ignite the powder. You should look for a low temperature flash powder, and then for added safety you might consider some kind of fire retardant on your hands. In fact, for safety, don't do this at all. If you choose the wrong powder you could blow off your hand or go blind.

A simple way would be to cover the bible in the same stuff they cover match heads in, phosphorous powder, and then scratch the cover with your nail when you grab it, again I'm not sure what you are planning on doing with a burning bible in your hands, but there ya go.
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 5, 2010 at 1:01 pm
#76 as a seat cushion for midgets so that they can see over the steering wheel when driving a car.
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