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Are Texans The Stupidest Fuckers on Earth?
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Are Texans The Stupidest Fuckers on Earth?
It seems so.


http://www.rawstory.com/2015/04/governor...-exercise/



Quote:Governor orders Texas Guard to stop US troops from imposing martial law during Jade Helm 15 exercise

Quote:The Republican governor ordered the Texas State Guard to monitor the two-month-long Jade Helm 15 exercise that will take place in Bastrop County this summer, reported KUT-FM.

A U.S. Army spokesman answered questions for about two hours Monday from concerned residents who voiced fears that the federal government would gather intelligence on them, confiscate their guns and other property, or conduct psychological operations on them.
He also knocked down concerns that foreign fighters – such as Islamic State militants – would be brought in subdue the population.


Is there something in the fucking water down there that destroys IQ points en masse?
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#2
RE: Are Texans The Stupidest Fuckers on Earth?
I understand that extreme heat can damage the brain, which is one reason why a very high fever is something that should be treated by a doctor immediately.  And it does get very hot in much of Texas in the summer.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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RE: Are Texans The Stupidest Fuckers on Earth?
Yeah but its really hot here in Arizona during the summer and..... and.....   Okay.  Bad example.
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Are Texans The Stupidest Fuckers on Earth?
Quote:Well I've been sent to spread the message,

God blessed Texas

God bless them, God bless them all.
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RE: Are Texans The Stupidest Fuckers on Earth?
Rural Texas reminds me of Rural Arizona. A bunch of self-entitled fuckers living off government lands and government largesse, standing knee deep in government entitlements while they bang on about how bad government is and how independent they are. It would serve the assholes right to actually get the small government they pretend they want.
...it is common knowledge that the upper third, centered in Flagstaff, is Alta Arizona; the lower third, centered in Tucson, is Baja Arizona; and the middle third, centered in Phoenix, is Caca Arizona. Simple as ABC...

http://www.bandersnatch.com/bajaz.htm
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RE: Are Texans The Stupidest Fuckers on Earth?
Two words: School system.
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#7
RE: Are Texans The Stupidest Fuckers on Earth?
I have to make a judgement call on your question.
Were you being literal in asking for the "Stupidest Fuckers?"   Or was this hyperbole and they did not actually have to fuck.

Sorry, but the top position goes to sticks and small rocks.
Texans do command a respectable second place.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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RE: Are Texans The Stupidest Fuckers on Earth?
(April 29, 2015 at 1:51 pm)Desert Diva Wrote: Rural Texas reminds me of Rural Arizona.  A bunch of self-entitled fuckers living off government lands and government largesse, standing knee deep in government entitlements while they bang on about how bad government is and how independent they are.  It would serve the assholes right to actually get the small government they pretend they want.

The rich and the religious right are not interested in small government, they are interested in being the only government. 
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RE: Are Texans The Stupidest Fuckers on Earth?
(April 29, 2015 at 11:57 am)Minimalist Wrote: It seems so.


http://www.rawstory.com/2015/04/governor...-exercise/




Quote:Governor orders Texas Guard to stop US troops from imposing martial law during Jade Helm 15 exercise

Quote:The Republican governor ordered the Texas State Guard to monitor the two-month-long Jade Helm 15 exercise that will take place in Bastrop County this summer, reported KUT-FM.

A U.S. Army spokesman answered questions for about two hours Monday from concerned residents who voiced fears that the federal government would gather intelligence on them, confiscate their guns and other property, or conduct psychological operations on them.
He also knocked down concerns that foreign fighters – such as Islamic State militants – would be brought in subdue the population.


Is there something in the fucking water down there that destroys IQ points en masse?

Perhaps Texas state guard will shoot at U.S. troops, obama can declare it the second day of infamy, and nuke texas's ass.   What better way is their to make the world safer by getting rid of nuclear weapons than through detonating them in some red state?
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RE: Are Texans The Stupidest Fuckers on Earth?
(April 29, 2015 at 2:22 pm)Chuck Wrote: Perhaps Texas state guard will shoot at U.S. troops, obama can declare it the second day of infamy, and nuke texas's ass.   What better way is their to make the world safer by getting rid of nuclear weapons than through detonating them in some red state?

The only problem with that idea is that there would be radioactive fallout that would not stay within the state borders.  So conventional weapons will need to be used.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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