The following assholes who inflicted humanity with the following.

1. Peeps, those things taste fucking nasty!
2. Candy corn, I would rather be waterboarded than eat that shit.
3. Cooked cabbage, smells like a simmering boiling toilet.
4. Duck Dynasty
5. Sports graphics as if I want to play a fucking video game.
6. Naming fields and arenas after corporations 
7. Fucks News( but that is more serious than humor)
8. Slim Jim packaging, have you ever tried to open that shit, easier to rob Fort Knox
9. The asshole who coined "my bad", I always want to ask "do you have a receipt for that "bad".
10. Lists, I really fucking hate lists.

Yeah that would be an interesting opportunity I mean just imagine if someone went to the past and killed Sly just after making "Rocky 1". People would say "What a genius this guy is and how he would enrich the world if only he lived!"

Or if someone killed Tarantino just after "Pulp Fiction". Since Tarantino was really an enigma after PF. People were thinking "Did he made this movie just by sheer luck as a movie nerd or is there something deeper inside him?" I mean QT doesn't make bad movies, especially compared to Sly, but it would fuck with peoples heads.

And of course George Lucas after SW2 or excuse me should I say SW5.

Pointless question, as your knowledge of things in the past precludes your having gone back to destroy them.

Suppose you built a time machine and went back in time to try to kill your grandfather before your father was conceived.  Had you been successful, you wouldn't exist to built the time machine.

Besides which, cabbage is awesome.

Boru

(June 27, 2015 at 5:19 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Yeah that would be an interesting opportunity I mean just imagine if someone went to the past and killed Sly just after making "Rocky 1". People would say "What a genius this guy is and how he would enrich the world if only he lived!"

Or if someone killed Tarantino just after "Pulp Fiction". Since Tarantino was really an enigma after PF. People were thinking "Did he made this movie just by sheer luck as a movie nerd or is there something deeper inside him?" I mean QT doesn't make bad movies, especially compared to Sly, but it would fuck with peoples heads.

And of course George Lucas after SW2 or excuse me should I say SW5.

I never got QT, never liked him. People like him, not saying they are wrong. I personally never got him.

Tarantino was an unbelievable phenomenon back in the age, something he'll most probably never live up to again.

But what about different scenario. Let's say you want to go back in time and save John Lennon from getting killed by that cunt - how would you do it? You know place, time, the shooter, how he looks like and what gun he has. Would you go back in time with a gun and kill the cunt to prevent him from shooting Lennon (but then you might accidentally shoot someone else), or would you bring a knife and stab him, or would you just fight him... Or would you tell the police officer "That man has a gun and he said he wants to shoot Lennon." Or would you go even further in time back when Beatles were just starting out and meet Lennon on the street and tell him "Look I'm from the future and at this time and place a guy that looks like this will shoot and kill you."

I'll just go up to John Lennon and say:

"Come with me if you want to live!"

(June 28, 2015 at 7:29 am)ignoramus Wrote: I'll just go up to John Lennon and say:

"Come with me if you want to live!"

Classic!
Better start practising your austrian accent, just in case.

(June 28, 2015 at 5:23 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Tarantino was an unbelievable phenomenon back in the age, something he'll most probably never live up to again.

But what about different scenario. Let's say you want to go back in time and save John Lennon from getting killed by that cunt - how would you do it? You know place, time, the shooter, how he looks like and what gun he has. Would you go back in time with a gun and kill the cunt to prevent him from shooting Lennon (but then you might accidentally shoot someone else), or would you bring a knife and stab him, or would you just fight him... Or would you tell the police officer "That man has a gun and he said he wants to shoot Lennon." Or would you go even further in time back when Beatles were just starting out and meet Lennon on the street and tell him "Look I'm from the future and at this time and place a guy that looks like this will shoot and kill you."

Excluding time travel paradoxes for the sake of argument (let's say you are going back to a parallel time line), just going there a few years prior would probably suffice to change history sufficiently such that everything plays out differently.

(June 28, 2015 at 8:14 am)Alex K Wrote:

(June 28, 2015 at 7:29 am)ignoramus Wrote: I'll just go up to John Lennon and say:

"Come with me if you want to live!"

Classic!
Better start practising your austrian accent, just in case.

He is dead and Pat Robertson is alive. ANJ

FYI I can do Arnold's voice.

(June 27, 2015 at 5:37 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Pointless question, as your knowledge of things in the past precludes your having gone back to destroy them.

Pretty much right on.  If time travel were possible then we would be nothing more than shadows of the past with no true existence or free will of any sort.