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    Thread: What Happened to All the Alcohol?
Post: RE: What Happened to All the Alcohol?

Shhhh. Don't tell anybody. I'Im only telling you because I doubt there's anybody in my town at AF. But yesterday I bought two cans of Wer Ones (or Wet Wipes?). These little towels are soaked in alcoh...
Rhondazvous Off Topic 27 1894 May 20, 2020 at 9:25 am
    Thread: joke time
Post: RE: joke time

(May 13, 2020 at 5:39 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: You don't see many old women -living in shoes or elsewhere- with "so many children she doesn't know what to do." But you do see young ones. Once they g...
Rhondazvous Humor 5960 422379 May 20, 2020 at 7:17 am
    Thread: What Happened to All the Alcohol?
Post: What Happened to All the Alcohol?

I asked the customer service lady at my grocery store when they would get a new shipment of isopropyl alcohol. thinking I could come the day they got it before it sold out. She told me they can’t get ...
Rhondazvous Off Topic 27 1894 May 19, 2020 at 6:54 pm
    Thread: Sticks: A Short Story - Satire
Post: RE: Sticks: A Short Story - Satire

If their parents don't read it first and see what I'm really saying. Bedtime stories are like that.
Rhondazvous The Arts 2 263 May 12, 2020 at 9:14 am
    Thread: 5 Science Trivia Questions to Get You Thinking
Post: 5 Science Trivia Questions to Get You Thinking

1. How can the universe be 93 billion light years in diameter when the big bang was only 13 billion years ago? Can dark energy cause regular matter to move faster than the speed of light? 2. In relati...
Rhondazvous Life Sciences 7 434 May 10, 2020 at 7:13 am
    Thread: Sticks: A Short Story - Satire
Post: Sticks: A Short Story - Satire

“Mama, I’m cold.” “There is no more wood, baby. Jaliah, why didn’t you bring in more wood?” Jaliah looked up from his prayers. The last of the kindling was slowly giving up the ghost but not much he...
Rhondazvous The Arts 2 263 May 2, 2020 at 5:39 pm
    Thread: Lucky-Assed Americans: What Will You Do with Your $1200?
Post: RE: Lucky-Assed Americans: What Will You Do with Y...

(April 30, 2020 at 7:08 pm)Fireball Wrote: You don't have a "donate it" option. Ours will be donated over the next few months, all $2400 of it. There are people who need it a lot worse than we d...
Rhondazvous Off Topic 22 1569 May 2, 2020 at 5:06 pm
    Thread: Why I consider Atheists the Dumbest of the Dumb
Post: RE: Why I consider Atheists the Dumbest of the Dum...

4 posts in 7 days! That's an average of more than 9 posts a day. Guess you like to hang around dummies. That tells me something about you.
Rhondazvous Atheism 63 4826 May 2, 2020 at 4:15 pm
    Thread: Official live update of spread of COVID19
Post: RE: Official live update of spread of COVID19

I wear a kerchief over my nose and gloves when I go grocery shopping. The other day, I asked the bus driver why he doesn't take some kind of precaution. He said he trusts god. See, I live in a small t...
Rhondazvous News & Current Affairs 2157 99792 April 30, 2020 at 6:45 pm
    Thread: Lucky-Assed Americans: What Will You Do with Your $1200?
Post: Lucky-Assed Americans: What Will You Do with Your ...

I wake up this morning and checked my bank account balance, which I always do before going to the store, so I won’t go too long without knowing what I’ve got. Lo and behold the I.R. freaking S. had de...
Rhondazvous Off Topic 22 1569 April 30, 2020 at 5:43 pm
    Thread: When Did the Jews Become Jres?
Post: RE: When Did the Jews Become Jres?

(April 29, 2020 at 12:28 pm)Mr Greene Wrote: Lack of missionaries seeking converts perhaps? True. Judaism isn't an evangelical religion. They used to kill everybody who didn't convert. But that was ...
Rhondazvous Religion 10 589 April 29, 2020 at 12:54 pm
    Thread: When Did the Jews Become Jres?
Post: RE: When Did the Jews Become Jres?

(April 29, 2020 at 10:13 am)brewer Wrote: Hi Rhonda, very nice to hear from you. I don't care about the jews. Their false entitlement pisses me off. Hey Brew, Well, it's not about the Jews, per se...
Rhondazvous Religion 10 589 April 29, 2020 at 11:19 am
    Thread: When Did the Jews Become Jres?
Post: When Did the Jews Become Jres?

According to what I've read, the Torah was written four centuries after King David died. 1. How can he talk about the law (the law is contained in the Torah or Pentateuch) and commandments of god whe...
Rhondazvous Religion 10 589 April 29, 2020 at 10:03 am
    Thread: Arguments against Soul
Post: RE: Arguments against Soul

(September 1, 2019 at 12:45 pm)FlatAssembler Wrote: What do you guys here think, what is the best argument against the existence of the soul (and therefore ghosts and afterlives)? I used to think th...
Rhondazvous Atheism 327 12570 September 26, 2019 at 10:45 am
    Thread: joke time
Post: RE: joke time

First windmill: What kind of music do you like? Second windmill: Oh, I'm just a heavy metal fan.
Rhondazvous Humor 5960 422379 September 4, 2019 at 4:05 pm
    Thread: I've Created a New Religion
Post: RE: I've Created a New Religion

(September 4, 2019 at 1:57 am)onlinebiker Wrote: (September 3, 2019 at 9:18 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: Well, I'll need a priest and an arch bishop. First come first serve. Valk, or course, will be th...
Rhondazvous Religion 11 1023 September 4, 2019 at 9:48 am
    Thread: I've Created a New Religion
Post: RE: I've Created a New Religion

(September 2, 2019 at 5:02 pm)wyzas Wrote: If I sign up now can I be a high level enforcer? (I need to get in before Valk) Well, I'll need a priest and an arch bishop. First come first serve. Val...
Rhondazvous Religion 11 1023 September 3, 2019 at 9:18 am
    Thread: I've Created a New Religion
Post: I've Created a New Religion

The bible doesn’t make sense unless you look at it in the light of what I will call Schizoism. schizoism is the next step after Islam to shoehorn the Abrahamic deity into real life It works like this...
Rhondazvous Religion 11 1023 September 2, 2019 at 12:46 pm
    Thread: A Rep for the First Person to Solve this Riddle
Post: RE: A Rep for the First Person to Solve this Riddl...

(August 31, 2019 at 8:01 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (August 31, 2019 at 7:53 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: Roger's mother had three sons. The first son's name was Uno. The second son's name was Dos. What...
Rhondazvous Humor 6 289 August 31, 2019 at 1:54 pm
    Thread: A Rep for the First Person to Solve this Riddle
Post: A Rep for the First Person to Solve this Riddle

Roger's mother had three sons. The first son's name was Uno. The second son's name was Dos. What was the third son's name?
Rhondazvous Humor 6 289 August 31, 2019 at 7:53 am