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    Thread: What's everyone up to right now?
Post: RE: What's everyone up to right now?

Drinking a yuletide Yuengling and listening to my wife read aloud my aunt's gift to us. Apparently, this year it's malaria preventing mosquito netting for luthern missionaries in South America. Boy ho...
Captain Colostomy Lifestyle & Personal Matters 52566 2564692 December 24, 2013 at 10:33 pm
    Thread: Greetings from Down Under
Post: RE: Greetings from Down Under

:roflol: Hello, and wow! :) (You, I like.)
Captain Colostomy Introductions 30 4513 December 24, 2013 at 8:16 pm
    Thread: Bashing Homosexuality and Everyone is Behind Him
Post: RE: Bashing Homosexuality and Everyone is Behind H...

The Chucky™ doll is alarming.
Captain Colostomy Christianity 3 1719 December 24, 2013 at 7:47 pm
    Thread: A Christmas wish
Post: RE: A Christmas wish

Bah freaking humbug.
Captain Colostomy Off Topic 11 1705 December 24, 2013 at 7:43 pm
    Thread: Christianity vs Gnostic Christianity
Post: RE: Christianity vs Gnostic Christianity

Leave it to the guy with 'woo' in his name to spitball an answer.
Captain Colostomy Christianity 12 7801 December 24, 2013 at 4:31 pm
    Thread: Apartment Hunting
Post: RE: Apartment Hunting

Wait...you did not give him the moolah, right? If so, fuck him. He didn't want to play good landlord this early in the game. That's all you need to know he did you a favor. Imagine the headaches lat...
Captain Colostomy Off Topic 7 1138 December 24, 2013 at 4:18 pm
    Thread: Dealing with church.
Post: RE: Dealing with church.

Would gramps meekly attend a drumming circle, ingesting peyote just because you expected him to? (If yes....awesomesauce!) Nah...be polite, be firm. You should never be afraid to be trueto yourself.
Captain Colostomy Christianity 22 2980 December 24, 2013 at 3:48 pm
    Thread: hi
Post: RE: hi

(December 24, 2013 at 3:04 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: (December 24, 2013 at 2:53 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: I enjoy sipping sloe gin fizzes and poppin' wheelies on my mobility scooter while listening...
Captain Colostomy Introductions 25 2267 December 24, 2013 at 3:30 pm
    Thread: hi
Post: RE: hi

(December 24, 2013 at 2:33 pm)Desecration Wrote: (December 24, 2013 at 2:15 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: You're into metallurgy, art history, figure skating and drinking? Impressive. :) Welcome t...
Captain Colostomy Introductions 25 2267 December 24, 2013 at 2:53 pm
    Thread: Dealing with church.
Post: RE: Dealing with church.

Act posessed, and not by the holey spirit style, either.
Captain Colostomy Christianity 22 2980 December 24, 2013 at 2:45 pm
    Thread: Why is Christianity false and Atheism true?
Post: RE: Why is Christianity false and Atheism true?

I can't help but envision the OP straining to hen peck his replies as he attempts to stare past his drool cup.
Captain Colostomy Christianity 362 79853 December 24, 2013 at 2:35 pm
    Thread: hi
Post: RE: hi

You're into metallurgy, art history, figure skating and drinking? Impressive. :) Welcome to AF!
Captain Colostomy Introductions 25 2267 December 24, 2013 at 2:15 pm
    Thread: Any Boardgames enthusiasts here?
Post: RE: Any Boardgames enthusiasts here?

For effective communication, one finger is all you need. Board games? No. Just...no. In a family full of red heads and ADD-AD/HDers, family game night is a sure way to ensure a fistfight. Cards? Th...
Captain Colostomy Gaming 29 3191 December 23, 2013 at 9:44 pm
    Thread: How a Republican attempts to reach out to people younger than 50
Post: RE: How a Republican attempts to reach out to peop...

Yeah, but the colors, man!
Captain Colostomy Politics 14 3263 December 23, 2013 at 9:35 pm
    Thread: What's everyone up to right now?
Post: RE: What's everyone up to right now?

(December 23, 2013 at 9:10 pm)rasetsu Wrote: You know what your priorities are when you knock a glass of tequila off the desk, and you're less troubled by the loss of the glass than you are by th...
Captain Colostomy Lifestyle & Personal Matters 52566 2564692 December 23, 2013 at 9:22 pm
    Thread: Why is Christianity false and Atheism true?
Post: RE: Why is Christianity false and Atheism true?

Who the fuck ships felines that way?
Captain Colostomy Christianity 362 79853 December 23, 2013 at 9:11 pm
    Thread: Hello my fellow heathens!
Post: RE: Hello my fellow heathens!

(December 23, 2013 at 8:53 pm)Crulax Wrote: (December 23, 2013 at 8:47 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Hi! Welcome to AF! What part of Georgia...Atlanta, or other? :) Metter, Ga. it's about twenty mi...
Captain Colostomy Introductions 10 2564 December 23, 2013 at 9:07 pm
    Thread: Hello my fellow heathens!
Post: RE: Hello my fellow heathens!

Hi! Welcome to AF! What part of Georgia...Atlanta, or other? :)
Captain Colostomy Introductions 10 2564 December 23, 2013 at 8:47 pm
    Thread: My Mom's Fundie Friends
Post: RE: My Mom's Fundie Friends

Got any road flares? A fire extinguisher? If so, I can tell you how to deal with them, but your berber area rug may need replacing.
Captain Colostomy Off Topic 17 3043 December 23, 2013 at 8:31 pm
    Thread: How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus!
Post: RE: How do you avoid being held responsible for ra...

Shouldn't Jesus' forgiveness been enough? What difference or importance could possibly be ascribed to a secular pardon? Hmm... What a douche-y ploy.
Captain Colostomy Christianity 20 4511 December 23, 2013 at 8:18 pm