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    Thread: Waffles, anyone?
Post: RE: Waffles, anyone?

(November 12, 2021 at 2:08 pm)brewer Wrote: Ya still swimming? There's Rona in the water. I'm doing calisthenics nowadays. But it's a nice feeling to know someone remembers my name, so thanks for ma...
Longhorn Introductions 3 164 November 12, 2021 at 2:17 pm
    Thread: Waffles, anyone?
Post: Waffles, anyone?

Hi. New non-believer here, I have a quick question for you old farts. How far into obscurity have I slid, exactly, in the so-called meantime? Have you found Jesus yet? :angel: I can appreciate how...
Longhorn Introductions 3 164 November 12, 2021 at 2:02 pm
    Thread: What's everyone up to right now?
Post: RE: What's everyone up to right now?

Taking a chance on old e-mails still being tied to certain accounts. Dumb luck wins out, apparently...?
Longhorn Lifestyle & Personal Matters 52162 2506270 November 12, 2021 at 1:51 pm
    Thread: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
Post: RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of ...

It's not about what happened. It's about people talking about what happened. What happened wasn't the bad part. The bad part is when you don't tell anybody but everybody's sorry for you. That's what t...
Longhorn Questions, Problems, Suggestions, and Feedback 4493 523012 January 30, 2018 at 3:03 pm
    Thread: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
Post: RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of ...

Woohoo. Dark secrets. Great.
Longhorn Questions, Problems, Suggestions, and Feedback 4493 523012 January 30, 2018 at 1:58 pm
    Thread: Wishmaster 2018
Post: RE: Wishmaster 2018

it has to be the poster above you or it turns into a clusterfuck. Do Brians last post heathennn (January 30, 2018 at 12:54 pm)Hammy Wrote: How is that wrong? :O
Longhorn Humor 81 6390 January 30, 2018 at 12:56 pm
    Thread: Riddle me this!
Post: Riddle me this!

Riddles. This place needs more games. I’ll start. I can only live where there is light, but I die if the light shines on me. What am I?
Longhorn Off Topic 35 1777 January 30, 2018 at 12:55 pm
    Thread: Wishmaster 2018
Post: RE: Wishmaster 2018

(January 30, 2018 at 12:32 pm)Hammy Wrote: (January 29, 2018 at 5:32 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Granted.  Your head explodes. I wish for world peace, and a cheeseburger. You get both but only ins...
Longhorn Humor 81 6390 January 30, 2018 at 12:52 pm
    Thread: What's everyone up to right now?
Post: RE: What's everyone up to right now?

I am perusing an online collectible game mostly aimed at children. This means the rules on the forums are strict. Having to dial down my vulgar, dirty minded, filthy mouthed self is... an interestin...
Longhorn Lifestyle & Personal Matters 52162 2506270 January 30, 2018 at 12:41 pm
    Thread: Unfortunately, I'm still...
Post: RE: Unfortunately, I'm still...

Unfortunately, I am bored. Unfortunately, I can’t think of anything else right now.
Longhorn Off Topic 18 1324 January 30, 2018 at 12:39 pm
    Thread: Wishmaster 2018
Post: RE: Wishmaster 2018

Granted. Youre constantly in a life threatening situation. I wish I had more friends.
Longhorn Humor 81 6390 January 30, 2018 at 12:06 pm
    Thread: Wishmaster 2018
Post: RE: Wishmaster 2018

(January 29, 2018 at 7:40 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Granted, you'll die for everyone's sins, you are to be nailed to a cross; unifying the people of the world as now they can enter heaven and feel no nee...
Longhorn Humor 81 6390 January 30, 2018 at 11:28 am
    Thread: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
Post: RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

(January 29, 2018 at 11:13 am)Longhorn Wrote: I wasn’t sure if I was afraid to see you because I’d yell at you or giddy to see you so I could yell at you. Until I saw your mug. Now I know it was...
Longhorn Lifestyle & Personal Matters 6341 428986 January 30, 2018 at 4:31 am
    Thread: What's everyone up to right now?
Post: RE: What's everyone up to right now?

Doing more of absolutely nothing. Another productive day. Currently killing time. A person who needs to be yelled at badly awaits me soon.
Longhorn Lifestyle & Personal Matters 52162 2506270 January 30, 2018 at 3:56 am
    Thread: Wishmaster 2018
Post: RE: Wishmaster 2018

Granted, but the book self-immolates on contact with your body. I wish my phone had unlimited battery power.
Longhorn Humor 81 6390 January 29, 2018 at 5:02 pm
    Thread: Wishmaster 2018
Post: RE: Wishmaster 2018

Granted and everyone knows they’re a Belgian invention, but everyone thinks they taste like rotten garbage. They even demand reparations from Belgians for the damage done to humankind. I wish I coul...
Longhorn Humor 81 6390 January 29, 2018 at 4:26 pm
    Thread: Wishmaster 2018
Post: RE: Wishmaster 2018

Granted but they all have silly caveats that are used against you ironically. I wish autocorrect knew exactly what I wanted to say and never messed up.
Longhorn Humor 81 6390 January 29, 2018 at 1:00 pm
    Thread: Rebellion against god
Post: RE: Rebellion against god

(January 29, 2018 at 11:11 am)Lucanus Wrote: (January 28, 2018 at 1:00 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: Fantasy scenario question to Min, Boru and other atheists. "Would you curse God or beg for mercy if y...
Longhorn Atheism 285 22143 January 29, 2018 at 11:17 am
    Thread: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
Post: RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

I wasn’t sure if I was afraid to see you because I’d yell at you or giddy to see you so I could yell at you. Until I saw your mug. Now I know it was both. Motherfucker, you got me mad. Will you ...
Longhorn Lifestyle & Personal Matters 6341 428986 January 29, 2018 at 11:13 am
    Thread: Would you rather die of thirst or hunger?
Post: RE: Would you rather die of thirst or hunger?

Thirst. Because I’d die faster. It would take too much time to die of starvation.
Longhorn Off Topic 18 1055 January 29, 2018 at 11:05 am