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Happy birthday I Am Not Mafia

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Happy birthday I Am Not Mafia
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Happy birthday I Am Not Mafia
September 12, 2015 at 9:41 am
Happy birthday I hope it's a great one!
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RE: Happy birthday I Am Not Mafia
September 12, 2015 at 9:43 am
oooh happy bday ianm!! grab a waffle

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RE: Happy birthday I Am Not Mafia
September 12, 2015 at 9:49 am
Happy Birthday Ianm!!!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: Happy birthday I Am Not Mafia
September 12, 2015 at 10:49 am
Thanks guys!

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RE: Happy birthday I Am Not Mafia
September 12, 2015 at 11:16 am
Happy bday!!!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: Happy birthday I Am Not Mafia
September 12, 2015 at 11:17 am
Happy B'day. I hope this becomes your bestest birthday so far Heart
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
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RE: Happy birthday I Am Not Mafia
September 12, 2015 at 11:46 am
Hey hey hey, happy b-day to the best scum partner out there Big Grin
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RE: Happy birthday I Am Not Mafia
September 12, 2015 at 12:19 pm
Hey! I hope you have a great day! Happy Birthday!
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RE: Happy birthday I Am Not Mafia
September 12, 2015 at 1:00 pm
Happy Birthday! I know it's "I Am Not Mafia" but that's not what my brain hears. Enjoy.

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RE: Happy birthday I Am Not Mafia
September 12, 2015 at 1:02 pm
Indeed
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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