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Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
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RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
December 8, 2010 at 1:08 pm
(December 8, 2010 at 11:52 am)Chuck Wrote: They can all eat dried grass.

That would be a LOT of grass to carry, too.

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RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
December 8, 2010 at 1:08 pm
(December 8, 2010 at 1:06 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: Not if you include every single flaw in the story, ranging from the massive fish kill when you mix the fresh water with the salt water to the genetic issues of how insufficient even seven of each animal are to create a viable species. I think you could really generate a massive paper cataloging each and every plausibility problem.

And the believers would just dismiss the whole report by pulling out their "GOD CAN DO ANYTHING" card.
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God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
December 8, 2010 at 1:10 pm (This post was last modified: December 8, 2010 at 1:15 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(December 8, 2010 at 1:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(December 8, 2010 at 11:52 am)Chuck Wrote: They can all eat dried grass.

That would be a LOT of grass to carry, too.

Think of the economy. They can sleep on what they don't eat and also use some of it clean up after themselves.

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RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
December 8, 2010 at 1:18 pm
(December 8, 2010 at 1:10 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(December 8, 2010 at 1:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(December 8, 2010 at 11:52 am)Chuck Wrote: They can all eat dried grass.

That would be a LOT of grass to carry, too.

Nothing says devotion like eating your own mattress.

Every year we go to the County Fair and we see the cows lying in their stalls and eating the grass they're lying on. Can you imagine lying down in a pile of spaghetti and eating it?

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RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
December 8, 2010 at 1:26 pm
YOu say that as if you don't know that it has been done, Thor.



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RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
December 8, 2010 at 1:31 pm
(December 8, 2010 at 1:26 pm)Minimalist Wrote: YOu say that as if you don't know that it has been done, Thor.

Spaghetti wrestling? Now that's something I haven't seen before! Makes we want to provide the meatballs!

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RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
December 8, 2010 at 1:34 pm
(December 8, 2010 at 1:31 pm)Thor Wrote:
(December 8, 2010 at 1:26 pm)Minimalist Wrote: YOu say that as if you don't know that it has been done, Thor.

Spaghetti wrestling? Now that's something I haven't seen before! Makes we want to provide the meatballs!


They could have used some sauce and a little cheese, too.
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RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
December 8, 2010 at 1:39 pm
(December 8, 2010 at 1:34 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(December 8, 2010 at 1:31 pm)Thor Wrote:
(December 8, 2010 at 1:26 pm)Minimalist Wrote: YOu say that as if you don't know that it has been done, Thor.

Spaghetti wrestling? Now that's something I haven't seen before! Makes we want to provide the meatballs!


They could have used some sauce and a little cheese, too.

Cheese makes everything taste good!
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RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
December 8, 2010 at 8:00 pm
Well the constitutional issues are finally being raised.

http://ncse.com/news/2010/12/creationism...ues-006354


Oddly, it may violate the Kentucky constitution which will cause the pitchfork and torch crowd to march on the capitol!
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RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
December 15, 2010 at 7:50 pm
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