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Velociraptor Awareness Day.
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Velociraptor Awareness Day.
January 21, 2011 at 4:09 am
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Velociraptor

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Raptor_Jesus

So anyone going to the 'Awarness Day' in April??Angel Cloud
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RE: Velociraptor Awareness Day.
January 21, 2011 at 4:22 am
I don't even celebrate the big holidays (or birthdays)... why would I modify my behavior for such a small holiday that isn't even a holiday Tongue
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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RE: Velociraptor Awareness Day.
January 21, 2011 at 4:57 am
(January 21, 2011 at 4:22 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: I don't even celebrate the big holidays (or birthdays)... why would I modify my behavior for such a small holiday that isn't even a holiday Tongue

Because it's Velociraptor Awareness Day
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RE: Velociraptor Awareness Day.
January 21, 2011 at 6:48 am
And what about Chuck Norris awareness day?
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RE: Velociraptor Awareness Day.
January 21, 2011 at 2:43 pm
Screw Chuck Norris, I celebrate Bruce Campbell's birthday. Tongue

Count me in, Kichi! Big Grin
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RE: Velociraptor Awareness Day.
January 21, 2011 at 3:04 pm
Sorry, but Satanasaurus Rex has my devotion.
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RE: Velociraptor Awareness Day.
January 21, 2011 at 11:10 pm
I fully FUCKING support this holiday.
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RE: Velociraptor Awareness Day.
January 22, 2011 at 8:27 am (This post was last modified: January 22, 2011 at 8:28 am by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
(January 21, 2011 at 2:43 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Screw Chuck Norris, I celebrate Bruce Campbell's birthday. Tongue

Count me in, Kichi! Big Grin


Umm, What's a 'Bruce Campbell",some kind of celebrity?

I like to celebrate Charlie Watts' birthday,does that count?




PS I wouldn't recommend screwing Chuck; you'd get splinters.Tiger
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RE: Velociraptor Awareness Day.
January 22, 2011 at 11:58 am
(January 22, 2011 at 8:27 am)padraic Wrote: Umm, What's a 'Bruce Campbell",some kind of celebrity?


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RE: Velociraptor Awareness Day.
January 22, 2011 at 4:00 pm (This post was last modified: January 22, 2011 at 4:01 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Screw 'Evil Dead'! I wanna meet Goodie Dead!
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