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limericks!
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I do know music but I tend to count it all in 4/4 time.
Main problem is I often read 2 syllables as if they are one, but I tried very hard to count the syllables in my last limerick, I dunno if you missed it or not.  (December 27, 2015 at 9:01 pm)Evie Wrote: I do know music but I tend to count it all in 4/4 time. Yes I noticed . . . your last one was tighter! Good job! Don't stress. Just have fun. Nobody is grading these!
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
So Evie decided he couldn't be arsed
And he just wanted to go with his heart So he stopped counting And then everyone started frowning Because "Oh no why the fuck does he have to take part!" 
I grade these and all of you failed
Not metered or rhymed, as entailed In lim'rical verse Or prose, even worse, All tortured me until I bailed. (I'm just kidding, everyone. I love this thread and I really enjoy everyone's work. Just felt like being an art snob for a moment.)
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love. RE: limericks!
December 27, 2015 at 9:45 pm
(This post was last modified: December 27, 2015 at 9:45 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
This turtle doesn't mind the snobs, it's true
In fact they might actually teach him a thing, or two This turtle is one of the newbies Who love love loves himself some bewbies I mean boy they're hot, phew! ... What were we limerick-ing about again? I forget. Mental images of tits are distracting.
A limerick thread on a forum
has a glorious lack of decorum bits of linguistic sport of the most common sort They're silly but oh, we adore 'em. My limerick skills, yeah they blow they're boring and bland, just so-so I won't get applause but I'm trying because I don't want this thread to go necro.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
 RE: limericks!
January 13, 2016 at 5:31 pm
(This post was last modified: January 13, 2016 at 5:33 pm by mediocrates.)
I haven't done one in a while and someone here inspired me So ...
There once came a troll to the forums Who talked lots of trash sans decorum One day he got banned By the people he spammed And a douche he remained in memoriam *edit* I just realized mine and the post above both rhymed forum and decorum. That was a coincidence I noticed later.  RE: limericks!
January 13, 2016 at 5:33 pm
(This post was last modified: January 13, 2016 at 5:38 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
Not mine but:
There once was a man from Madras Whose balls were made of brass In stormy weather, they'd clang together And sparks shot out of his ass
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
(January 13, 2016 at 5:31 pm)mediocrates Wrote: I haven't done one in a while and someone here inspired me So ... S'okay mediocrates! Good limerick!
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
The Iowa caucus has started
They're mapping out idiocy uncharted We know if Trump wins The real circus begins Either way, we're all broken hearted
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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