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What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 4:31 pm
(February 15, 2016 at 2:16 pm)Cecelia Wrote: ...
"Most people in the world believe in God.  Who's more likely to be right, the majority of people, or a few atheists?"
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Marvellous. I'm reminded of the great Adlai Stevenson quote:

Quote:I don't want to appeal to intelligent voters. I need a majority, goddammit!
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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 4:57 pm
Worst defence of Theism? How about: "Would You Drink Your Dad's Sperm"? The original video is YouTube infamy. I shall link to The Quran Reloaded commentary on it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrCH6BODoSc

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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 6:51 pm
dafuq did I just read ?
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 15, 2016 at 7:37 pm (This post was last modified: February 15, 2016 at 7:38 pm by MTL.)
ATTENTION, ATTENTION:  VORLON HAS BEEN SHOCKED. 

I REPEAT:  VORLON HAS ACTUALLY BEEN SHOCKED.

DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SETS.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

PLEASE PROCEED TO THE NEAREST EXIT.

REMAIN CALM.

ACT IMMEDIATELY.

TELL NO-ONE.
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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 16, 2016 at 3:04 pm
ROFLOL


Should we evacuate the forum or something ??

Probably should do something, but this is just as novel an experience for me as the rest of you.
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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 16, 2016 at 3:23 pm
(February 16, 2016 at 3:04 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: ROFLOL


Should we evacuate the forum or something ??

Probably should do something, but this is just as novel an experience for me as the rest of you.

Into the lifeboats.

Women and children first!

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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 16, 2016 at 3:23 pm
(February 16, 2016 at 3:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(February 16, 2016 at 3:04 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: ROFLOL


Should we evacuate the forum or something ??

Probably should do something, but this is just as novel an experience for me as the rest of you.

Into the lifeboats.

Women and children first!

That's historically the best way to check for sharks before the men get in the water.
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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 16, 2016 at 3:28 pm
(February 16, 2016 at 3:23 pm)Gawdzilla Wrote:
(February 16, 2016 at 3:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Into the lifeboats.

Women and children first!

That's historically the best way to check for sharks before the men get in the water.

That's why I specified lifeboats.  The guys can play with the sharks.

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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 16, 2016 at 3:33 pm
(February 16, 2016 at 3:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(February 16, 2016 at 3:23 pm)Gawdzilla Wrote: That's historically the best way to check for sharks before the men get in the water.

That's why I specified lifeboats.  The guys can play with the sharks.

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In the event of an emergency, we evacuate the women and children first so the men can think about a solution in silence. Naughty
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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 16, 2016 at 3:36 pm
(February 16, 2016 at 3:33 pm)FebruaryOfReason Wrote:
(February 16, 2016 at 3:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: That's why I specified lifeboats.  The guys can play with the sharks.

Tongue

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Worked well on the Titanic...

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