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Transexuals
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I seriously need to rewatch that movie I've only seen it once!
 Have I sinned?  (April 25, 2016 at 1:23 pm)Evie Wrote: I seriously need to rewatch that movie I've only seen it once! Yeah but we're atheists, so you can absolve yourself by doing a good deed and celebrating with a pint of good British bitter. And a mumbled prayer in praise to the beer volcano you will receive from the FSM, when you get to heaven, of course. 
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love. 
Fool, the only way for an atheist to absolve sin is to bathe in the blood of a fresh human.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---  (April 26, 2016 at 2:32 am)Mathilda Wrote:(April 26, 2016 at 2:16 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Fool, the only way for an atheist to absolve sin is to bathe in the blood of a fresh human. ![[Image: 200_s.gif]](https://media3.giphy.com/media/Y2nbrJyAR6RiM/200_s.gif)
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<--- (April 26, 2016 at 2:16 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Fool, the only way for an atheist to absolve sin is to bathe in the blood of a fresh human. Unfortunately, the Scriptures are not quite clear on what they mean by "fresh". I mean, it could mean infants (as we practice, both bathing in the blood and consuming the flesh, As The FSM Intended™, in our atheism cult), but I've heard there are denominations who think that it really refers to being fresh, instead: ![[Image: will-smith-fresh-prince-of-bel-air.jpg]](https://tribzap2it.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/will-smith-fresh-prince-of-bel-air.jpg) Blasphemers!
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.  RE: Transexuals
April 26, 2016 at 4:12 am
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(April 25, 2016 at 1:12 pm)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: That's right, ladies and gentlemen: I have gender segregated my rock crushers. ![[Image: 16539.jpg?itok=1huG7xWs]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=cdn-static.denofgeek.com%2Fsites%2Fdenofgeek%2Ffiles%2Fstyles%2Farticle_main_wide_image%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F16539.jpg%3Fitok%3D1huG7xWs) ![[Image: roll_crush_ani.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.crusherindustry.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F04%2Froll_crush_ani.gif)
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
Those both look like lady crushers to me...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<--- (April 26, 2016 at 4:30 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Those both look like lady crushers to me... One of them was born a guy crusher. You can't tell the difference 
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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