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I'm sick of these articles.
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I'm sick of these articles.
END OF WORLD: MAY 21,2011

They keep popping out of nowhere on news sites! Confused Fall

Also:
Quote:“It would be like telling the Wright brothers that every other attempt to fly has failed, so you shouldn’t even try,”
This statement is so contradictory... every other rapture attempt has failed, why would they even try. Silly, silly Christians.
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#2
RE: I'm sick of these articles.
Weekly World News is a satirical publication btw...
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#3
RE: I'm sick of these articles.
Oh right haha. But it annoys the hell out of me to see that this load of crap is everywhere, it's not good for some people's mental health. :-\
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RE: I'm sick of these articles.
(March 14, 2011 at 7:24 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Weekly World News is a satirical publication btw...




So is Landover Baptist but if you read their Hate Mail section you soon find that lots of xtians think it is real.


Those people are not very discerning.

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RE: I'm sick of these articles.
(March 14, 2011 at 7:24 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Weekly World News is a satirical publication btw...

Christians surpass any satire:

http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html

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#6
RE: I'm sick of these articles.
Here in San Antonio Texas there has been a bunch of billboards around the city telling people to mark it on their calanders. (I guess in case you forget about the end of the world. :eyeroll: )

Gives a website, something like 'wecanknow' or 'youcanknow' .com

Only thing I really really want to ask all who believe the world will come to an end in May is;

Can I have your stuffs?

I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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#7
RE: I'm sick of these articles.
(March 14, 2011 at 8:48 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(March 14, 2011 at 7:24 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Weekly World News is a satirical publication btw...

Christians surpass any satire:

http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html

They can't even do math.
When was 4990 B.C.E. + 7,000 years = 2011 A.C.E?

Answer:



Jesus can't do math? Now I'm really scared. Big Grin

I can't believe I live on the same planet with these rats.
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RE: I'm sick of these articles.
(April 7, 2011 at 12:33 am)Emporion Wrote: They can't even do math.
When was 4990 B.C.E. + 7,000 years = 2011 A.C.E?

Answer:



Jesus can't do math? Now I'm really scared. Big Grin

I can't believe I live on the same planet with these rats.

There is no "year 0". I think that's what throws the math off.

Now, how they figure 4990 BCE is a good question.
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RE: I'm sick of these articles.
(March 14, 2011 at 8:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(March 14, 2011 at 7:24 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Weekly World News is a satirical publication btw...




So is Landover Baptist but if you read their Hate Mail section you soon find that lots of xtians think it is real.


Those people are not very discerning.

Where is their hate mail section on their website?
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#10
RE: I'm sick of these articles.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/mail/


Be sure to come back and check in here once in a while.

Big Grin
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