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#251
RE: Beards
May 25, 2016 at 2:49 am
(May 23, 2016 at 1:28 pm)Exian Wrote: This was probably already covered in the 22 pages, but I'm lazy. Do any of my fellow bearded gents use beard oils and the like?

Fuck no, I just mow it once a year. I go for a more rustic look LOL
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#252
RE: Beards
May 25, 2016 at 2:55 am
I use a leave in beard balm, or else I'll be fucked with wiriness. The oils make my face break out.

I use a local product made by my barber:

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#253
RE: Beards
May 25, 2016 at 7:24 am
(May 24, 2016 at 10:13 pm)Mamacita Wrote: Do you guys put hair conditioner on your beards when showering? I notice they are a lot nicer to feel than the dry grass type of beards.

I just use whatever shampoo that dribbles down the side of my head.
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#254
RE: Beards
May 25, 2016 at 9:05 am
I could never grow a beard. It's all patchy and looks like a bunch of party favors exploding in all directions. Choose to keep it smooth for the Mrs.
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#255
RE: Beards
May 25, 2016 at 10:47 am (This post was last modified: May 25, 2016 at 10:47 am by SofaKingHigh.)
My heart bleeds.

I'm 37, I have a newborn baby at home. Well this morning one of my colleagues exclaimed how bright and not tired I looked....... and how clean shaven.

I last shaved on Saturday. Honestly.
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#256
RE: Beards
May 25, 2016 at 11:39 am
Ze side-profile.

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#257
RE: Beards
May 25, 2016 at 2:18 pm
(May 25, 2016 at 1:02 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Pics tomorrow. Smile>

Forgive the crummy quality ... my new laptop has a shitty built-in camera, but the only other option is my equally crappy phone-camera. Anyway, about four days' growth here:

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#258
RE: Beards
May 25, 2016 at 3:32 pm
Tongue Wink Sigh. My dreams as a child might have been mediocre, but with this thread I have accomplished something I can be proud of.
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#259
RE: Beards
May 25, 2016 at 4:11 pm
(May 25, 2016 at 2:18 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(May 25, 2016 at 1:02 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Pics tomorrow. Smile>

Forgive the crummy quality ... my new laptop has a shitty built-in camera, but the only other option is my equally crappy phone-camera. Anyway, about four days' growth here:

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Yep...that'll do.
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RE: Beards
May 25, 2016 at 4:16 pm
Apparently so, yes'm.

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