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#PrayForTurkey
July 16, 2016 at 4:00 am
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Nobody wishes for a war, but an arse. so...
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RE: #PrayForTurkey
July 16, 2016 at 4:10 am
Praying for Turkey is going to exactly as helpful as 'hoping for Turkey', 'wishing for turkey', 'casting runes for Turkey' or 'examining the entrails of a properly sacrificed sheep for Turkey'.

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RE: #PrayForTurkey
July 16, 2016 at 4:29 am
(July 16, 2016 at 4:00 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: [Image: pray_for_turkey_by_mak110-d4e33kh.jpg]

Nobody wishes for a war, but an arse. so...

I wont pray for anything. I can hope for the best but prayer, no.



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RE: #PrayForTurkey
July 16, 2016 at 4:33 am (This post was last modified: July 16, 2016 at 4:36 am by account_inactive.)
Asking a majority atheist forum to pray. Can you not see something wrong with that, Atlas?
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RE: #PrayForTurkey
July 16, 2016 at 4:38 am
Can I masturbate for Turkey instead? It will do Turkish people as much good as prayer would and at least I'll get some exercise...
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RE: #PrayForTurkey
July 16, 2016 at 4:38 am
(July 16, 2016 at 4:33 am)Bella Morte Wrote: Asking a majority atheist forum to pray. Can you not see something wrong with that, Atlas?

/thread Big Grin

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RE: #PrayForTurkey
July 16, 2016 at 4:56 am
I don't pray, period. But my hopes are that modern Turkey gets rid sooner rather than later of this despicable little prick trying to establish himself as the great (theocratic?) leader.
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RE: #PrayForTurkey
July 16, 2016 at 4:56 am
Pray into one hand and shit into the other and see which fills up first.
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RE: #PrayForTurkey
July 16, 2016 at 4:58 am
(July 16, 2016 at 4:56 am)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Pray into one hand and shit into the other and see which fills up first.

Interesting acrobatic experiment by the way.
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RE: #PrayForTurkey
July 16, 2016 at 5:00 am
(July 16, 2016 at 4:58 am)abaris Wrote:
(July 16, 2016 at 4:56 am)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Pray into one hand and shit into the other and see which fills up first.

Interesting acrobatic experiment by the way.

Heh. Mam used to say, 'Wish in one hand, shit in the other. Then squeeze them both and see which comes true.'

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