#TrumpDebateExcuses

[Alex K]

Now that he's done baby, I think it's time to bring out the adorable puppies.

[Thumpalumpacus]

It's a double whammy!

Babies that Trump will be forced to kick out will attract the hungry atheist horde, barbecue sauce in tow. I prefer a brand called Rufus Teague Made Some Sauce.

I make my own sauce, from scratch.

I ain't no steenkin' vegan, but I do put on appearances.

[downbeatplumb]

Hillary will probably have the audience stocked with babies, which anybody can see, are a nuisance. Crying babies while I'm trying to talk. #TrumpDebateExcuses

He should build a wall and do you know who will pay for the wall? The babies.

[Edwardo Piet]

His fucking toupee should pay for it.