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I guess I have to do this...

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I guess I have to do this...
Chido-Wan Kenobi Offline
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#1
I guess I have to do this...
May 20, 2011 at 2:50 pm
Hi, everyone!

I believe that a brief personal statement is the accepted first post, right? Well, here it is:

1. Male, College Professor (Engineering), traded my Mouseketeer membership card for the standard AARP.
2. Raised Catholic, quit as soon as I figured it out (I was 13 - but then again, it's not like it is a hard thing to do!).
3. Married, wife (Psychologist) + two daughters (Lawyer, M.D.)
4. I live in NY.

So there!
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Minimalist Offline Donators
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#2
RE: I guess I have to do this...
May 20, 2011 at 3:06 pm
Very succinct. I can tell you're an engineer.

Where in NY? I lived on Long Island for 55 years before trading it in to live in this red-state hellhole that is Arizona.


(However, the weather is nice.)
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fr0d0 Offline
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#3
RE: I guess I have to do this...
May 20, 2011 at 3:41 pm
Welcome Chido! Big Grin

An impressive combined income you must have?
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Napoléon Offline
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RE: I guess I have to do this...
May 20, 2011 at 4:06 pm
Nice name.
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RE: I guess I have to do this...
May 20, 2011 at 4:14 pm
(May 20, 2011 at 2:50 pm)Chido-Wan Kenobi Wrote: Hi, everyone!

I believe that a brief personal statement is the accepted first post, right? Well, here it is:

1. Male, College Professor (Engineering), traded my Mouseketeer membership card for the standard AARP.
2. Raised Catholic, quit as soon as I figured it out (I was 13 - but then again, it's not like it is a hard thing to do!).
3. Married, wife (Psychologist) + two daughters (Lawyer, M.D.)
4. I live in NY.

So there!

So, Elitist prick in other words?

Big Grin

Welcome to the forums!
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RE: I guess I have to do this...
May 21, 2011 at 6:56 am
Welcome to the forums, don't mind the troll poo scattered about, we're fairly good at cleaning most of it up. Feel free to lurk or post till your heart's content.
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Kayenneh Offline
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RE: I guess I have to do this...
May 21, 2011 at 8:04 am
Welcome! You have an übercute avatar ^_^
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: I guess I have to do this...
May 21, 2011 at 8:33 am
So you're the sausage dog of evil then?

Nice......

P.s hi from Oz

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May 21, 2011 at 8:35 am
Welcome
Hi
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RE: I guess I have to do this...
May 21, 2011 at 12:05 pm
Hell yeah..thats some pretty good stats you have there.

Welcome to the club

Do you have any good Catholic jokes to share with us ..you know..kind of break the ice?
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