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How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?

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How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
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#31
RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 23, 2016 at 1:17 am
Does my cane count as armed? If it's me with no cane, I'll need at least a million mes. And I the original shall simply stand in the doorway while my clones squish said giant monkey.
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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 23, 2016 at 2:22 am
(September 22, 2016 at 7:39 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: You will be locked in a room of decent size with no windows, locked in there with you is a fully grown silverback gorilla. You must fight the gorilla.
You have no weapons but you can take as many clones of yourself as you want.

How many clones of yourself would you use to defeat the gorilla in unarmed combat, and what would be your strategy?

Do I have a lunch?

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#33
RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 23, 2016 at 2:42 am
(September 23, 2016 at 2:22 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(September 22, 2016 at 7:39 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: You will be locked in a room of decent size with no windows, locked in there with you is a fully grown silverback gorilla. You must fight the gorilla.
You have no weapons but you can take as many clones of yourself as you want.

How many clones of yourself would you use to defeat the gorilla in unarmed combat, and what would be your strategy?

Do I have a lunch?

Depends on how fussy an eater you are.
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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 23, 2016 at 3:04 am
This thread reads like a rough script for gorilla nightmares.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 23, 2016 at 4:50 am
[Image: l3vR2vEtvrT1Zm0Eg.gif]

IRL, ignoramus below.

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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 23, 2016 at 5:21 am (This post was last modified: September 23, 2016 at 5:34 am by ApeNotKillApe.)
(September 23, 2016 at 3:04 am)Rhythm Wrote: This thread reads like a rough script for gorilla nightmares.

What? No, no, I would never condone eating a silverback. No I was just suggesting that thump consider viewing his clones as a potentially limitless source of meat.
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#37
RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 23, 2016 at 5:34 am
Can I clone the gorilla? I like gorillas.
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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#38
RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 23, 2016 at 5:50 am
(September 23, 2016 at 2:42 am)ApeNotKillApe Wrote:
(September 23, 2016 at 2:22 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Do I have a lunch?

Depends on how fussy an eater you are.

No ... it depends on how fussy an eater that gorilla is.

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#39
RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 23, 2016 at 6:33 am
Three, to form a barbershop Quartet. I wouldn't worry about the Gorilla that much, I don't think there were ever incidents of Gorillas attacking barbershop quartets.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 23, 2016 at 6:39 am
(September 22, 2016 at 7:54 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote:
(September 22, 2016 at 7:50 pm)Iroscato Wrote: (Another thing about me: I will always try and hijack a scenario thread and turn it into a world domination plan. I find it's just good practice to approach my ultimate destiny from multiple angles)

Well if you have a clone army to spare...
Perhaps Leader Snoke should consider using a clone army.
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