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Crystal Children. Americans are droll...
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Cool story bro.
Can you fuck an aura?
I guess if she consents and is over the legal age.
I likes me some aural.
(September 25, 2016 at 10:33 am)Aegon Wrote: What is this aura shit Probably the EM field your heart produces, detectable several feet away.
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting, I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder (September 25, 2016 at 2:55 pm)Arkilogue Wrote:....in an extremely controlled, magnetically quiet room. Anything else and your heart's EMF, hell your whole body's EMF, would be completely lost to the background noise of the Earth's EMF which is 10 million times stronger at the surface that your's heart's EMF.(September 25, 2016 at 10:33 am)Aegon Wrote: What is this aura shit
My aura is pure arc-welding-radiance, brighter than a thousand suns. Men tremble and women swoon in its presence. I can also successfully pick out my favorite toys from past lives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBWcRqPesws
So, quick question, are crystal children as bad as Crystal Pepsi was? Because if they are we need to get rid of them and make sure they never happen again. Do you think we could make a virus to target only people with crystal auras? It's probably possible. I bet we can. Hopefully some government somewhere does, and soon!
Have you ever noticed all the drug commercials on TV lately? Why is it the side effects never include penile enlargement or super powers?
Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use. Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel. Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size.
Crystal Pepsi is one of the weirdest things. I've tried it 3 times in the last month and I can't decide if it's gross or kinda nice. O_o
It's like pepsprite or something. So weird. (September 28, 2016 at 5:22 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: My aura is pure arc-welding-radiance, brighter than a thousand suns. Men tremble and women swoon in its presence. I can also successfully pick out my favorite toys from past lives. Hopefully you can make women tremble a little too right? ![]() |
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