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RE: Poem I made for Bigoted Athiests
October 29, 2016 at 3:58 pm
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My dyslexia is flaring. Every time I read the title it's "Bigtoed Atheists".
Maybe it's fetish driven.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: Poem I made for Bigoted Athiests
October 29, 2016 at 4:03 pm
My toes are big. We are onto something here.
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RE: Poem I made for Bigoted Athiests
October 29, 2016 at 4:28 pm
Here's my poem:
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Thirty days and thirty posts
Really quite simple
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Poem I made for Bigoted Athiests
October 29, 2016 at 5:11 pm
(October 29, 2016 at 5:23 am)LastPoet Wrote: I do not know to this day, what an athiest is.
It's the comparative
atheist
atheister
athiest
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Poem I made for Bigoted Athiests
October 30, 2016 at 5:51 am
(October 29, 2016 at 5:11 pm)Alex K Wrote: (October 29, 2016 at 5:23 am)LastPoet Wrote: I do not know to this day, what an athiest is.
It's the comparative
atheist
atheister
athiest
Shouldn't that be
athy
atheir
atheist
thus making 'atheist' mean 'the most athy'?
Boru
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RE: Poem I made for Bigoted Athiests
October 30, 2016 at 5:55 am
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(October 30, 2016 at 5:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (October 29, 2016 at 5:11 pm)Alex K Wrote: It's the comparative
atheist
atheister
athiest
Shouldn't that be
athy
atheir
atheist
thus making 'atheist' mean 'the most athy'?
Boru
If you insist on that way to write it, it should be
athy
athier
athiest
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Poem I made for Bigoted Athiests
October 30, 2016 at 5:58 am
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(October 30, 2016 at 5:55 am)Alex K Wrote: (October 30, 2016 at 5:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Shouldn't that be
athy
atheir
atheist
thus making 'atheist' mean 'the most athy'?
Boru
If you insist on that way to write it, it should be
athy
athier
athiest
I accept the correction. Now, when some otherwise well-meaning boob corrects me on the spelling of 'atheist', I'll simply say, 'No, I just mean that I'm athier than you are.'
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RE: Poem I made for Bigoted Athiests
October 30, 2016 at 6:03 am
Athier than thou, exactly.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Poem I made for Bigoted Athiests
October 30, 2016 at 11:41 am
Yeah, but I'm the most athiestest.
My poor confused autocorrect...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Poem I made for Bigoted Athiests
October 30, 2016 at 11:50 am
I'm suddenly reminded of the dear departed AthiestAtheist
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