When and Where.

[Minimalist]

You must mean like the time Bill launched 14 cruise missiles to destroy Sudanese pharmaceutical plants in order to distract the public from the fact that he used an intern as a humidor.

No, no.  You're thinking way too small.  A distraction war is an excuse to cut social programs so we can deal with foreign enemies,  pump billions to the arms merchants, demand more internal "security and spying on citizens" and further curtail civil rights.  Think Iraq.  Or Afghanistan, for examples.

Oh, and it doesn't matter if we start the war under false pretenses or not.  The Drumpfucks won't care.  As long as the flag is waving over something it shouldn't be waving over.

[downbeatplumb]

Indulge your fantasies to predict when and against whom the Drumpfster will launch his distraction war.

My choices are Iran and the summer of 2018 ( just before the mid-terms.)

Bonus Predictions:

How long will it last?

How many billions will it cost?

I agree it will be Iran first

I predict 1 years of fighting 8 years of futile poorly managed occupation

I predict it will cost 6 trillion at least

Iran is a good call but I know people who have been upgrading some roads in Africa, payed for by the US, with the specific instructions that should be able to take a main battle tank, so maybe they're hedging their bets. (around the fringes of Somalia and the Sudan).

[chimp3]

Trump's war will be somewhere that he or his children will not have the courage to go themselves but certainly don't mind asking other people to go to. Priveleged fucks don't mind others dying for them.

[Pat Mustard]

Indulge your fantasies to predict when and against whom the Drumpfster will launch his distraction war.

My choices are Iran and the summer of 2018 ( just before the mid-terms.)

Bonus Predictions:

How long will it last?

How many billions will it cost?

Jan 21 2017. Operation liberate Ukraine (on behalf of his fellow champion denocrat, Vlad the very gay). Cost will be in trillions, time will depend.

Iran is actually verboten. Putin has enough shit on Drumpfuck to make it not worth his while. Imagine him waking up one morning to find that the videos of him sexually assaulting someone are all over the internet.

[Homeless Nutter]

Indulge your fantasies to predict when and against whom the Drumpfster will launch his distraction war.
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He's going to bomb Alec Baldwin.