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RE: How to offend people
December 21, 2016 at 7:14 pm
(December 21, 2016 at 6:34 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: How To Offend USians (the hard part is that you actually have to visit the US to do this):
Have a couple of friends go into a public toilet with you. When you all walk out, one of you exclaim in a stage whisper, 'Jaysus, mate - did you SEE the size of those toilet seats? Yanks must have the biggest bums on the planet!'
(I would offer advice on how to offend Kiwis, but people here are so easy-going that they make Canadians look like rabid pit bulls on a bad acid trip).
Boru
how to offend Americans apparently don't join a war with them and they will shun you by renaming food items that that have your countries name in them
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RE: How to offend people
December 21, 2016 at 8:12 pm
(December 21, 2016 at 6:54 pm)Gemini Wrote: (December 21, 2016 at 4:21 pm)A Theist Wrote: Yeah, but I've fallen back to the dark side, only to be a pain in the ass to the lefties here. 
Oh...jeez. I thought you were a masochist...
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RE: How to offend people
December 21, 2016 at 8:26 pm
(December 21, 2016 at 8:12 pm)A Theist Wrote: (December 21, 2016 at 6:54 pm)Gemini Wrote: Oh...jeez. I thought you were a masochist...
No, I never went to that church.
They wouldn't have you they have strictly anti douche interpretation of the bible
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RE: How to offend people
December 22, 2016 at 11:02 am
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(December 21, 2016 at 4:41 pm)A Theist Wrote: Hmmm...how to offend the left:
1. Say Merry Christmas.
2. Tell the left that only "true" Americans stand for the pledge of allegiance.
3. Express belief in God and Country.
4. Defend traditional marriage.
5. Say, "All Lives Matter".
How to offend the right:
#1. Have your store pass out red cups at CHristmas without the word "Christmas" on them
#2. Tell the right that only "true" americans stand up for the rights of All Americans. Including women and gays.
#3. Refuse to follow their blind nationalism and blind religion
#4. Be a gay couple, and hold hands in public. Worse yet--be a gay couple and adopt a child.
#5. Don't be a racist.
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RE: How to offend people
December 22, 2016 at 11:13 am
(December 22, 2016 at 11:02 am)Divinity Wrote: (December 21, 2016 at 4:41 pm)A Theist Wrote: Hmmm...how to offend the left:
1. Say Merry Christmas.
2. Tell the left that only "true" Americans stand for the pledge of allegiance.
3. Express belief in God and Country.
4. Defend traditional marriage.
5. Say, "All Lives Matter".
How to offend the right:
#1. Have your store pass out red cups at CHristmas without the word "Christmas" on them
#2. Tell the right that only "true" americans stand up for the rights of All Americans. Including women and gays.
#3. Refuse to follow their blind nationalism and blind religion
#4. Be a gay couple, and hold hands in public. Worse yet--be a gay couple and adopt a child.
#5. Don't be a racist.
How to offend the Right
1. Be Inclusive
2.Tell them true Americans don't need flags or pledges or overtop almost fetishist displays of nationalism that borderline on parody this also covers 3
4. be a gay couple and want to start a loving family or be a transsexual or transgender and use the "Wrong" bathroom
5.understand what the term black lives matter means
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RE: How to offend people
December 22, 2016 at 11:43 am
(December 20, 2016 at 6:07 pm)A Theist Wrote: 1. Trump won. Hillary lost.
2. Republicans control both Houses.
3. Trump gets to nominate the next SCOTUS, and maybe another if Ginsburg kicks the ol' bucket.
4. FOX NEWS is the most watched cable news network.
5. Obamacare will finally be repealed!
Now rub this in the sad little faces of the Hillary voters. BHA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
It amazes me how people vote against their own interests.
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RE: How to offend people
December 22, 2016 at 12:02 pm
(December 22, 2016 at 11:43 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: (December 20, 2016 at 6:07 pm)A Theist Wrote: 1. Trump won. Hillary lost.
2. Republicans control both Houses.
3. Trump gets to nominate the next SCOTUS, and maybe another if Ginsburg kicks the ol' bucket.
4. FOX NEWS is the most watched cable news network.
5. Obamacare will finally be repealed!
Now rub this in the sad little faces of the Hillary voters. BHA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
It amazes me how people vote against their own interests.
Yeah, no shit! The dumbasses voted in Barack Obama for two terms! Good thing people finally wised up this time around.
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RE: How to offend people
December 22, 2016 at 1:47 pm
(December 22, 2016 at 12:02 pm)A Theist Wrote: (December 22, 2016 at 11:43 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: It amazes me how people vote against their own interests.
Yeah, no shit! The dumbasses voted in Barack Obama for two terms! Good thing people finally wised up this time around. Because your interests align so strongly with a cabal of multi billionaires. you probably go to the same clubs.
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RE: How to offend people
December 22, 2016 at 2:00 pm
(December 22, 2016 at 1:47 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: (December 22, 2016 at 12:02 pm)A Theist Wrote: Yeah, no shit! The dumbasses voted in Barack Obama for two terms! Good thing people finally wised up this time around. Because your interests align so strongly with a cabal of multi billionaires. you probably go to the same clubs.
Down don't be silly everyone knows that billionaires only have the best interest of .....(snicker) I'm sorry I can't even say sarcastically
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RE: How to offend people
December 22, 2016 at 9:26 pm
(December 19, 2016 at 11:17 am)Loading Please Wait Wrote: 1.) Be white
2.) Speak your opinion
3.) Believe in traditional values
4.) Believe in God
5.) Love America
These things in and of themselves don't offend anyone. I know I always speak my opinion and love America deeply, as a progressive person. But what upsets us is when non-whites, non-traditionalists, atheists, and non-patriots are actively insulted by the right. And then when they are called out on their bigotry, they claim that we are offended by virtue of them being white Christian patriots. That's baloney...we are simply agitated that they feel the need to make people who aren't like them feel bad.
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