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He Has Arrived!
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#71
RE: He Has Arrived!
February 5, 2017 at 2:48 pm
(February 5, 2017 at 2:45 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Sounds like a plan.  Who will keep LFC busy while we go for the baby?

RobbyPants seems to be a big hit with the ladies.
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RE: He Has Arrived!
February 5, 2017 at 2:54 pm
Robby, we got a job for you. You'll be rubbing one out just for LFC this time.
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February 5, 2017 at 3:11 pm
. . . at least . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#74
RE: He Has Arrived!
February 5, 2017 at 4:06 pm
Congratulations LFC!

Is this two boys now? Fun fun fun! In a natural catastrophe sort of way Big Grin
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#75
RE: He Has Arrived!
February 5, 2017 at 4:31 pm
Congratulations he's so cute Smile
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RE: He Has Arrived!
February 5, 2017 at 6:41 pm
(February 5, 2017 at 4:31 pm)HairyCyclist Wrote: Congratulations he's so cute Smile


Umm .. welcome.  You might want to consider a user name change unless you'd welcome a certain mod sniffing up behind you.
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RE: He Has Arrived!
February 5, 2017 at 8:09 pm
(February 5, 2017 at 2:34 pm)Whateverist Wrote:
(February 5, 2017 at 7:34 am)Godschild Wrote: No,  not even one moment, I was congratulating and with all honesty hoping the baby would grow up into a fine person. Why is it such a big deal when I say something to someone here and don't mention religion that you all freak out. You guys need to get a hold of yourselves before you have a breakdown.

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Ahh but nothing negative intended toward you about that, GC.  I applaud you for it and my remark was intended as good natured kidding.  I'm glad you can mix freely without worrying about anyone's eternal damnation.  Carry on!

Sorry for the misunderstanding. Thanks for the applaud. I do always worry about everyone's eternity Just do not find it necessary to express it when other responses are more appropriate and friendly.

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He Has Arrived!
February 16, 2017 at 9:56 pm
Thank you so much, everyone, for all the congratulations! I love all of you to pieces.[emoji173] Sorry I've been MIA; it's been so totally insane these last two weeks. I need like...4-6 extra arms just to get the basics accomplished, lol.

So, my water broke at 2am on the 1st. I started having contractions right away, and I knew it was going to be a fast labor. They were already 3-5 minutes apart in the car on the way to the birth center. I went from 2cm to 9cm dilated in THIRTY minutes. I almost didn't have time to get an epidural. I literally had to scream, "WHERE THE FUCK is this guy?!" at the top of my lungs to get the anesthesiologist in my room and working on me. Once the epidural kicked in I was GOLDEN. Started pushing, and Nicholas was here 45 minutes later!

Since then, everything has been a blur of sleep deprivation, snuggling, breast sucking, yelling at my toddler, being AMAZED by how awesome my toddler is, crying, passing out at weird times of the day, forgetting when the last time I brushed my was, bleeding...oh, the bleeding. And just...total joy and happiness. [emoji846] I am so incredibly lucky.

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He is QUITE delicious-looking, but I'm really trying to get this pregnancy weight off, so I don't think it'd be wise to indulge at this time. [emoji41]

Thanks again guys! I should be around more frequently now that we are starting to establish the semblance of a routine. And thanks to Brewer for the PM nudge. [emoji8]

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RE: He Has Arrived!
February 16, 2017 at 9:58 pm
Aww! He's so cuuuute!
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RE: He Has Arrived!
February 16, 2017 at 10:00 pm
What a wonderful baby!

Thanks for the update LFC, you're epic.

P.S. Yeah I agree about not eating him yet. Fatten him up plenty first.
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