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Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
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#3541
RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
March 23, 2017 at 5:24 pm
You don't need love. You need a hobby.

PUT THAT GODDAMN THING AWAY! THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! JESUS CHRIST!
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#3542
RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
March 23, 2017 at 5:24 pm (This post was last modified: March 23, 2017 at 5:29 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Nothing superhuman though.

The world record is 83 times in 24 hours . . .
Quote:La Falda, Argentina — Residents of a small town in Argentina are celebrating today as one of their own citizens has become the new record holder in the field of masturbation. From 8pm Thursday evening until 8pm Friday night, 22-year-old Hugo Lopez from the city of La Falda masturbated a total of 83 times. This new feat breaks the previous record set by a Thailand man last year.

Lopez spoke to CNN about achieving the new record. “Growing up I practiced all the time and took it very seriously. I knew one day my hard work would pay off.”

“Growing up he would never leave his room,” Lopez’s mom Evita told reporters. “He would just stay in his room and masturbate. We knew one day all that practice would pay off for him. Hugo has made all his friends and family so proud.”

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ROFLOL
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#3543
RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
March 24, 2017 at 12:33 pm
CIJS -- I'm sorry I've hurt you. I really am.

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#3544
RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
March 24, 2017 at 12:53 pm
... why wouldn't I be honest? You're a bunch of dicks to me, and you expect me to not complain? No wonder I moved out of your damn shithole of a community housing.
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#3545
RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
March 24, 2017 at 5:58 pm
CIJS


High five, dude, well done for getting a medal Big Grin
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#3546
RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
March 24, 2017 at 6:37 pm
(March 24, 2017 at 5:58 pm)Jello Wrote: CIJS


High five, dude, well done for getting a medal Big Grin

Doesn't everybody get a medal?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
March 24, 2017 at 6:52 pm
(March 24, 2017 at 6:37 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(March 24, 2017 at 5:58 pm)Jello Wrote: CIJS


High five, dude, well done for getting a medal Big Grin

Doesn't everybody get a medal?

One of my non-AF american friends got a medal, mostly just for sitting around in korea Tongue
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#3548
RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
March 24, 2017 at 7:45 pm
E-Sports?
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
March 25, 2017 at 7:20 pm
(March 24, 2017 at 7:45 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: E-Sports?

Nah, he's a "fire direction specialist" in the artillery Tongue
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#3550
RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
March 25, 2017 at 7:49 pm
That's awful Sad
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