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Tis the season for the magic baby

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Tis the season for the magic baby
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RE: Tis the season for the magic baby
December 16, 2017 at 12:44 am
Haploidalism is pretty magical if Baby Jesus got that to work for Him.
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RE: Tis the season for the magic baby
December 16, 2017 at 12:50 am (This post was last modified: December 16, 2017 at 12:54 am by vulcanlogician.)
What is that? Like with chromosomes?

(yeah, you made that word up. lol. I googled it and literally nothing came up. Not even strange porn.)
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RE: Tis the season for the magic baby
December 16, 2017 at 1:01 am
I thought its a real word.

Jesus was most likely haploid, so he was haploidal. And what's wrong with making that an -ism ??
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RE: Tis the season for the magic baby
December 16, 2017 at 11:02 am
Magic.

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RE: Tis the season for the magic baby
December 16, 2017 at 2:54 pm
(December 16, 2017 at 11:02 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Magic.

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Well in a Trumpsters mind that's apparently what "Libtards" already do. haha

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RE: Tis the season for the magic baby
December 16, 2017 at 3:18 pm (This post was last modified: December 16, 2017 at 3:18 pm by Succubus.)
(December 16, 2017 at 11:02 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Magic.

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Freeze the foul thing in liquid nitrogen and you could break it up with a hammer, far less messy.
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RE: Tis the season for the magic baby
December 16, 2017 at 3:28 pm
Our resident cutter would not be happy with you.
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RE: Tis the season for the magic baby
December 16, 2017 at 6:23 pm
(December 16, 2017 at 3:18 pm)Succubus Wrote:
(December 16, 2017 at 11:02 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Magic.


Freeze the foul thing in liquid nitrogen and you could break it up with a hammer, far less messy.

some weird variation on sou vide ??
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RE: Tis the season for the magic baby
December 16, 2017 at 11:11 pm
Freezing a banana in LN2 makes it into a really good hammer; though one should wear a glove when holding the banana.
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RE: Tis the season for the magic baby
December 16, 2017 at 11:32 pm
(December 16, 2017 at 11:11 pm)Fireball Wrote: Freezing a banana in LN2 makes it into a really good hammer; though one should wear a glove when holding the banana.

I am divorced and 58 years old! This makes me depressed!
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