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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 28, 2018 at 3:56 pm
(This post was last modified: January 28, 2018 at 3:56 pm by Longhorn.)
Granted but your dick falls off after two years and you’re left to retire in misery.
I wish I could drink as much as I wanted without feeling shitty the next day.
(January 28, 2018 at 3:50 pm)Cyberman Wrote: (January 28, 2018 at 3:15 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: I wish Trump send me a personal letter for liking meme videos on Youtube about him that got his so popular in the first place.
You go insane from trying to make sense of the mulricoloured crayon scribbles.
I wish I was a famous, in-demand porn star.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 28, 2018 at 4:00 pm
(January 28, 2018 at 3:56 pm)Longhorn Wrote: Granted but your dick falls off after two years and you’re left to retire in misery.
I wish I could drink as much as I wanted without feeling shitty the next day.
(January 28, 2018 at 3:50 pm)Cyberman Wrote: You go insane from trying to make sense of the mulricoloured crayon scribbles.
I wish I was a famous, in-demand porn star.
Your wish is granted, but your urine becomes so saturated with alcohol that you are immolated when pissing on a camp fire.
I wish for a long life.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 28, 2018 at 4:47 pm
(January 28, 2018 at 4:00 pm)Fireball Wrote:
Your wish is granted, but your urine becomes so saturated with alcohol that you are immolated when pissing on a camp fire.
I wish for a long life.
Granted, you are now the worlds longest living dung beetle.
I wish to avoid a lingering death.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 28, 2018 at 4:54 pm
(January 28, 2018 at 3:50 pm)Cyberman Wrote: (January 28, 2018 at 3:15 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: I wish Trump send me a personal letter for liking meme videos on Youtube about him that got his so popular in the first place.
You go insane from trying to make sense of the mulricoloured crayon scribbles.
I wish I was a famous, in-demand porn star.
Granted, but I sent you back in time as John Holmes.
I wish more people here liked ABBA. <----Yes I know I am setting myself up with that one.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 28, 2018 at 6:03 pm
(January 28, 2018 at 4:47 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: (January 28, 2018 at 4:00 pm)Fireball Wrote:
Your wish is granted, but your urine becomes so saturated with alcohol that you are immolated when pissing on a camp fire.
I wish for a long life.
Granted, you are now the worlds longest living dung beetle.
I wish to avoid a lingering death. You fall ill and are consumed by dung beetles.
I wish for a million dollars.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 28, 2018 at 6:32 pm
(This post was last modified: January 28, 2018 at 7:04 pm by Athene.)
(January 28, 2018 at 4:54 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (January 28, 2018 at 3:50 pm)Cyberman Wrote: You go insane from trying to make sense of the mulricoloured crayon scribbles.
I wish I was a famous, in-demand porn star.
Granted, but I sent you back in time as John Holmes.
I wish more people here liked ABBA. <----Yes I know I am setting myself up with that one.
Granted. Officially an ABBA fan; I am currently enjoying them braised, with fava beans with a nice glass of Chianti.
I wish I knew how to knit/crochet.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 28, 2018 at 6:50 pm
Granted. Now you know only how to knit and crochet, and you have forgotten how to do anything else, including breathing and bladder control.
I wish for infinite wishes.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 28, 2018 at 7:00 pm
(This post was last modified: January 28, 2018 at 7:01 pm by Brian37.)
(January 28, 2018 at 6:50 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Granted. Now you know only how to knit and crochet, and you have forgotten how to do anything else, including breathing and bladder control.
I wish for infinite wishes.
Granted, but you have to make all of them from inside 45's anus.
I wish I was dating Angelina Jolie.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 28, 2018 at 7:13 pm
Granted. You're dating Jolie, but she's so exhausted from malnourishment that she NEVER has enough energy to get it on.
I wish for world peace. 
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 28, 2018 at 7:52 pm
(January 28, 2018 at 7:13 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Granted. You're dating Jolie, but she's so exhausted from malnourishment that she NEVER has enough energy to get it on.
I wish for world peace.
Granted, president Trump is assassinated and for one day the world is at peace while everyone takes the day off to celebrate.
I wish I could meet Minimalist in person
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