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Wishmaster 2018

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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 4:53 am
(January 29, 2018 at 3:59 am)Longhorn Wrote: Granted but everyone hates you.

I wish I wasn’t afraid of confrontation.

I'm strangely okay with that trade-off.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 6:12 am
(January 29, 2018 at 3:59 am)Longhorn Wrote: Granted but everyone hates you.

I wish I wasn’t afraid of confrontation.

Granted, but you are now 2 feet tall.

I wish I had all my teeth.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 6:39 am
(January 29, 2018 at 6:12 am)Brian37 Wrote: I wish I had all my teeth.

You get all your teeth back, but they're made of oak wood.

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I wish I could read minds.
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#34
RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 10:18 am
(January 29, 2018 at 4:53 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote:
(January 29, 2018 at 3:59 am)Longhorn Wrote: Granted but everyone hates you.

I wish I wasn’t afraid of confrontation.

I'm strangely okay with that trade-off.

Yeah because who cares if they hate you if you can make them believe that they don't hate you.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 10:35 am
(January 28, 2018 at 7:52 pm)Cinjin Wrote:
(January 28, 2018 at 7:13 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Granted. You're dating Jolie, but she's so exhausted from malnourishment that she NEVER has enough energy to get it on.

I wish for world peace.Angel

Granted, president Trump is assassinated and for one day the world is at peace while everyone takes the day off to celebrate.


I wish I could meet Minimalist in person

Granted, you finally meet him, but he had a deathbed conversion.

I wish I was not afraid of flying.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 11:04 am
Granted but you are now afraid of walking.

I wish I could go back in time to my childhood.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 12:34 pm
Granted, but it Will take a while as you now suffer from what we know as Benjamin button disease.

I wish i had three billion bucks.
What? So i don't have The greatest imagination. Gimme my money.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 12:37 pm
Granted, but you're the only person on the planet.

I wish I wasn't on day 2 of thumping headache.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 12:50 pm
(January 29, 2018 at 12:37 pm)Shell B Wrote: Granted, but you're the only person on the planet.

I wish I wasn't on day 2 of thumping headache.

Granted but you're back to day 1 of thumping headache.

I wish I had more wishes
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 1:00 pm
Granted but they all have silly caveats that are used against you ironically.

I wish autocorrect knew exactly what I wanted to say and never messed up.
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