The Bible

[fr0d0]

You can get bibles that explain every verse in the margin - even better! :p

[Kyuuketsuki]

You can get bibles that explain every verse in the margin - even better! :p

Here's an idea ... if the Bible made perfect sense in the first place, such explanations would be unnecessary.

What really shocks me, is that no one else has ever thought of this ... I guess I just must be a genius!hock:

Kyu

[fr0d0]

Well done Kyu :p

I'll look for some cave man implements for you in France k?

[chatpilot]

you guys are hilarious lol I love the ideas.Hey icthus you dont seriously see any contradiction in those two texts?I have heard the defense that chapter one is chronological whereas chapter two is not.But the contradictionis evident in one God creates man and then the animals and then in the other he creates the animals first and then man.Those in my opinion are serious contradictions.I am glad that you are open to going through the bible with me it is rare to find a christian open to do that thanks for the opportunity.We need to stay in Genesis 1 for a bit though since there is so much I want to point out.

[Kyuuketsuki]

I'll look for some cave man implements for you in France

Sure but only when your proven your philosophy is superior to the "Caveman" one of science ... have fun with that.

Kyu

[chatpilot]

Not many people know that Jesus actually was an apocalyptic prophet,he actaully taught that the end would occur in his generation. Mark 13:25,26 and 30,31


25.And the stars of heaven shall fall, and the powers that are in heaven shall be shaken.

26.And then shall they see the Son of man coming in the clouds with great power and glory.

30.Verily I say unto you, that this generation shall not pass, till all these things be done.

31.Heaven and earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away.

As we all know by the fact that I am sitting here writing this post and by the fact that it has been about 2000 plus years that this so called prophecy did not come true.But the bible has an answer for this too lol!!

Mark 13:32,33

32.But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.

33.Take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is.

[Edwardo Piet]

'for ye know not when the time is'

LOL..

Reminds me of the website to my favourite band that says as a header on google: 'To 2009 AD or maybe BC.' Lol :p

For we know not what the time is lol.

EvF

[Giff]

I think we all can agree on that the bible is just a book not to take serious in any way. Hopefully no one in 2000 years will find the Lord of the Rings and take those books too serious.

[chatpilot]

I just noticed this but those verses I qouted show one more contradiction. Jesus states that "this (referring to his generation)would not pass till these things come to pass". And right after he goes and says "But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father".So what the fuck is he prophesying something he knows nothing about? That just goes to show how stupid the bible really is. In order to take the bible at face value in my opinion gullibility is a needed requirement. And lets not forget the sheep mentality.