Dear Buckeyes, YOU BETTER WIN TODAY!

[Brian37]

My mom's all me matter is playing division rival Michigan Wolverines. Considering I've given up hope, for the afternoon soaps, and a bottle of cold brew(Line from a Styx song). Meaning my week was ruined by the Redskins blowing it once again, can I have a little respite from my miserable fandom and find some sense of happiness with my Buckeyes?

Don't let me down Buckeyes. I am hanging on by a thread. I am on that bridge, please talk me down.

[downbeatplumb]

My mom's all me matter is playing division rival Michigan Wolverines. Considering I've given up hope, for the afternoon soaps, and a bottle of cold brew(Line from a Styx song). Meaning my week was ruined by the Redskins blowing it once again, can I have a little respite from my miserable fandom and find some sense of happiness with my Buckeyes?

Don't let me down Buckeyes. I am hanging on by a thread. I am on that bridge, please talk me down.

I assume this all means something to you? Some sort of sporting reference maybe?

[Brian37]

My mom's all me matter is playing division rival Michigan Wolverines. Considering I've given up hope, for the afternoon soaps, and a bottle of cold brew(Line from a Styx song). Meaning my week was ruined by the Redskins blowing it once again, can I have a little respite from my miserable fandom and find some sense of happiness with my Buckeyes?

Don't let me down Buckeyes. I am hanging on by a thread. I am on that bridge, please talk me down.

I assume this all means something to you? Some sort of sporting reference maybe?

Yes. It is life and death, it is the core of our species existence. If the Buckeyes lose today, it will be the end of our species.

[arewethereyet]

All me matter?

[Brian37]

All me matter?

Being silly, a spoof of Alma Mater, the place you graduated from. My late mother was a graduate of Ohio State.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

At Purdue we always watched the Ohio State Buckups carefully. LOLs are where you find them.

[Brian37]

At Purdue we always watched the Ohio State Buckups carefully. LOLs are where you find them.

YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME? No, seriously, I am skinny, no fat on me, if you eat me, you wont get any calories. 

I take umbrage to people picking on my mom's team. Not saying I can do shit about it, but still. 

All I know right now is my sports life sucks. Washington in all of our pro sports has been 99% dry for billions of years. So I look to my mom's college for some semblance of hope and sanity. They have had a better record. 

She adopted me and raised me in the Washington suburbs. Not to mention she put me through college and bought me a house.

[SteelCurtain]

I mean, the Capitals won the Stanley Cup last year.

[Brian37]

I mean, the Capitals won the Stanley Cup last year.

Yea, and? We still are not title town, like Boston. 

I stopped watching NHL hockey when the owners got greedy and started putting ads under the ice.

[SteelCurtain]

Yea, and? We still are not title town, like Boston. 

I stopped watching NHL hockey when the owners got greedy and started putting ads under the ice.

Lol, Brian you are literally incapable of seeing anything from another perspective, once you've decided your way is the only way.

Your city literally has a title in one of the 4 major sports in America, and you won't count it until they win, what?

Ads under the ice is what did you in, huh? It wasn't the ads during the commercial breaks, the naming rights deal for the arenas, the ads on practice jerseys, the 'brought to you by' in every bumper, the concession deals, or the players hawking stuff in their free time, no. Ads under the ice. Gotcha.