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#2721
RE: Random Thoughts
February 18, 2019 at 12:54 pm
Mongo dogface at the banana patch.
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#2722
RE: Random Thoughts
February 18, 2019 at 12:58 pm
(February 18, 2019 at 12:54 pm)Jackalope Wrote: Mongo dogface at the banana patch.

You're speaking wrong again.


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#2723
RE: Random Thoughts
February 18, 2019 at 3:38 pm
Just because tab A fit into slot B a minute ago, and did so for several months prior, that does not mean it will be able to fit again. Lessons in belt repair.
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#2724
RE: Random Thoughts
February 18, 2019 at 5:33 pm
Know what's fun?  When you leave a fancy restaurant, tell the people coming in, 'I recommend the squirrel.'

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#2725
RE: Random Thoughts
February 19, 2019 at 4:44 pm (This post was last modified: February 19, 2019 at 5:04 pm by The Valkyrie.)
That awkward moment when it's long past halloween and your neighbour is still hanging from a tree in your yard...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#2726
RE: Random Thoughts
February 19, 2019 at 8:50 pm
(February 19, 2019 at 4:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: That awkward moment when it's long past halloween and your neighbour is still hanging from a tree in your yard...

You used formaldehyde, didn't you!? Tsk, tsk, tsk. Schmear 'em with bacon grease, they'll be gone in a couple of days.
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#2727
RE: Random Thoughts
February 20, 2019 at 2:27 am
(February 18, 2019 at 5:33 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Know what's fun?  When you leave a fancy restaurant, tell the people coming in, 'I recommend the squirrel.'

Boru

I like squirrel, especially if I can't have cat.

Presently having trouble with my neighbours. They keep whining about a missing child. They had three. Didn't think they'd miss one.  What could I do? My dragon was really hungry. I usually feed him homeless people, but my car was in for repair.

My dragon's name is Dennis ,he's a small welsh green, with a wingspan of only  27 feet. He's very fussy about his diet. He has to be fed every second day, or he gets cranky. A cranky dragon is no fun at all.    Cool
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#2728
RE: Random Thoughts
March 7, 2019 at 6:40 am
I read recently that nipples are as unique as fingerprints.  This could make getting arrested a LOT more interesting.

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#2729
RE: Random Thoughts
March 11, 2019 at 10:47 pm (This post was last modified: March 11, 2019 at 10:49 pm by Rev. Rye.)
I figured I may as well set up a list of Dishonours for the Deep Hurting Project so far:
  • Most Frustrating experience as a viewer: Jem and the Holograms, because, while I have little investment in the franchise, it's clear they fucked it up so bad with almost nothing changed for the better. I can't think of a single change that improved on the source material.
  • Most Dull: The Disappointments Room.
  • Most Brain-Breaking:Highlander 2. This film may have the most plot holes of any film I've seen with the possible exception of Battlefield Earth, which is ineligible for the award to give others a fighting chance. 
  • Most Reprehensible: Vaxxed. Nuff Said.
  • Best Worst Movie: Guardians. Probably the first film I've watched for the project that I'd seriously consider buying if I found a copy at Half-Price Books. And it's so absurd in how badly it apes the current crop of Superhero movies. The Bratz film is ineligible for this award to give others a fighting chance.
  • Megatron Award for Bad Comedy: Bio-Dome. This may change with the other ten comedies in the list, especially if Holmes and Watson is really as bad as everyone says it is.
  • Worst Overall Film: Disappointments Room. Not the worst I've ever seen, but still the worst, with the fewest redeeming qualities in any film I've seen for the Project so far. This may change later.
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#2730
RE: Random Thoughts
March 12, 2019 at 6:11 am
Can you use a voodoo doll for good? Maybe sexual things. Would be nice.
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