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For Sale
#1
For Sale
For sale...

One continent/large island (slightly singed).

A rare opportunity has come up for a lucky individual to own their very own continent/large island.

Known as "Australia" and located in the southern hemisphere, the large island comes as part of a fire sale along with several smaller islands and territories off the coast, and a large area of ocean.

It comes with a native population of servants/indentured slaves known as "Australians". These can be eradicated at the wish of the new owner for a nominal fee, if required.

Don't miss out on this special opportunity.

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#2
RE: For Sale
sorry luv, we sold to the Chinese a while ago...
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#3
RE: For Sale
I'll take it for $50 and a jar of Horlicks.

Boru
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#4
RE: For Sale
I vegimite be interested.
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#5
RE: For Sale
(February 8, 2020 at 8:49 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I vegimite be interested.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#6
RE: For Sale
And did it taste like processed vegemite?
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#7
RE: For Sale
According to Wikipedia, Vegemite is vegan, kosher, and halal....

Apparently the manufacturers wanted everyone to get a chance to hate it.......
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#8
RE: For Sale
I can think of a lot of better uses for yeast.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#9
RE: For Sale
(February 7, 2020 at 11:04 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: For sale...

One continent/large island (slightly singed).

A rare opportunity has come up for a lucky individual to own their very own continent/large island.

Known as "Australia" and located in the southern hemisphere, the large island comes as part of a fire sale along with several smaller islands and territories off the coast, and a large area of ocean.

It comes with a native population of servants/indentured slaves known as "Australians".  These can be eradicated at the wish of the new owner for a nominal fee, if required.

Don't miss out on this special opportunity.

I'll think about renting for a month or so.

Would liability insurance be available?
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#10
RE: For Sale
I have friends in Palmerston, I'll see if they're interested.
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