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The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: Random Thoughts
October 3, 2020 at 5:55 pm
Having a baby is just keeping semen as a pet.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Random Thoughts
October 3, 2020 at 6:06 pm
(October 3, 2020 at 5:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Having a baby is just keeping semen as a pet.

There you are! Missed you, luv.

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RE: Random Thoughts
October 3, 2020 at 6:09 pm
(October 3, 2020 at 6:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(October 3, 2020 at 5:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Having a baby is just keeping semen as a pet.

There you are! Missed you, luv.

Boru

Apologies.

Kinda been out of it since Wednesday.

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RE: Random Thoughts
October 3, 2020 at 6:10 pm
(October 3, 2020 at 6:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 3, 2020 at 6:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: There you are! Missed you, luv.

Boru

Apologies.

Kinda been out of it since Wednesday.

Kinda figured.

Boru
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#4505
RE: Random Thoughts
October 3, 2020 at 6:46 pm
I wrote a silly, unnecessarily long and strange short story that I posted on Facebook, title of which was "Invisible Paintings" (in Faroese). It's exactly what you think it is ...
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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RE: Random Thoughts
October 3, 2020 at 6:49 pm
I might make a lamp out of that. I mean, it’s just sitting there.

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RE: Random Thoughts
October 3, 2020 at 6:51 pm
(October 3, 2020 at 6:49 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I might make a lamp out of that. I mean, it’s just sitting there.

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I said the same thing about my neighbour...

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RE: Random Thoughts
October 3, 2020 at 8:02 pm
(October 3, 2020 at 5:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Having a baby is just keeping semen as a pet.

And it can take quite a bit of batter to get the bun to rise, too.  Hehe
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RE: Random Thoughts
October 3, 2020 at 11:13 pm
"She wasn’t looking for a knight. She was trying to find her sword" explains Beccs perfectly!
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RE: Random Thoughts
October 3, 2020 at 11:45 pm
(October 3, 2020 at 11:13 pm)ignoramus Wrote: "She wasn’t looking for a knight. She was trying to find her sword" explains Beccs perfectly!

Some fucker's stolen my swords?

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