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Jan. 19th, 20 Army Divisions along the border.

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Jan. 19th, 20 Army Divisions along the border.
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Jan. 19th, 20 Army Divisions along the border.
November 30, 2020 at 11:15 am
Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador, Commander in Chief of the Mexican Army, has announced that they will be taking no chances that certain individuals try to slip into Mexico ahead of their loss of immunity from prosecution. The US Army battalions also have orders to fire north at the slightest sound.
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RE: Jan. 19th, 20 Army Divisions along the border.
November 30, 2020 at 12:40 pm
(November 30, 2020 at 11:15 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: The US Army battalions also have orders to fire north at the slightest sound.

Fire north - and at whom?
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RE: Jan. 19th, 20 Army Divisions along the border.
November 30, 2020 at 12:42 pm
(November 30, 2020 at 12:40 pm)Dundee Wrote:
(November 30, 2020 at 11:15 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: The US Army battalions also have orders to fire north at the slightest sound.

Fire north - and at whom?

Noisy pepole?
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RE: Jan. 19th, 20 Army Divisions along the border.
November 30, 2020 at 12:43 pm


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RE: Jan. 19th, 20 Army Divisions along the border.
November 30, 2020 at 12:48 pm
The main mission of the troops is, of course, to not spread the infection in the US southwards. And by infection I mean "MAGA" infection. To do this we have to keep Patient Zero contained in only already infected areas.
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RE: Jan. 19th, 20 Army Divisions along the border.
November 30, 2020 at 1:04 pm
(November 30, 2020 at 12:48 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: The main mission of the troops is, of course, to not spread the infection in the US southwards. And by infection I mean "MAGA" infection. To do this we have to keep Patient Zero contained in only already infected areas.

Cauterization generally works.

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RE: Jan. 19th, 20 Army Divisions along the border.
November 30, 2020 at 1:26 pm
Cool. Let's cauterize his windpipe. (Saw that done once.)
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