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Reporting buzzwords
February 18, 2022 at 6:52 pm
Got a word or phrase that the media loves to spew that just pisses you off?

"Moving forward". 

Oh stfu... Just say "from now on" you wordy fuck. Nobody is impressed with your convoluted bullshit.

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RE: Reporting buzzwords
February 18, 2022 at 7:36 pm
Nope. 

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RE: Reporting buzzwords
February 18, 2022 at 7:39 pm
Ya know the cop who pulled her gun instead of her taser and killed the guy during a traffic stop?

On the radio today they are talking about the short sentence she got and describing the traffic stop as chaotic. That's some spin for ya.
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RE: Reporting buzzwords
February 18, 2022 at 8:51 pm
(February 18, 2022 at 6:52 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Got a word or phrase that the media loves to spew that just pisses you off?

"Moving forward". 

Oh stfu... Just say "from now on" you wordy fuck. Nobody is impressed with your convoluted bullshit.

Got one?

"First time since" 

"Breaking news" still kept up on a story hours or days old.
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RE: Reporting buzzwords
February 18, 2022 at 9:42 pm
There's a news show that when they report the weather, they always say, "Live Megadoppler 7000 HD", MANY times during the report. They must get royalties for that.
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RE: Reporting buzzwords
February 18, 2022 at 11:16 pm
(February 18, 2022 at 7:36 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Nope. 

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Sez the spelling policeman.....

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RE: Reporting buzzwords
February 19, 2022 at 5:40 am
(February 18, 2022 at 11:16 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(February 18, 2022 at 7:36 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Nope. 

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Sez the spelling policeman.....

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If I were a spelling policeman, I'd shoot bad spellers in the back as they were running away from me.

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RE: Reporting buzzwords
February 19, 2022 at 9:05 am
"They showed up dead".
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RE: Reporting buzzwords
February 19, 2022 at 11:45 am
"alleged" I know they have to say it for legal reasons, but sometimes it's a bit ridiculous.
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RE: Reporting buzzwords
February 19, 2022 at 11:50 am
(February 19, 2022 at 11:45 am)Angrboda Wrote: "alleged"  I know they have to say it for legal reasons, but sometimes it's a bit ridiculous.

That one’s fair. 

‘Here, we see video of the alleged arsonist allegedly setting the alleged fire which allegedly burned down the alleged kindergarten school.’

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