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What if God is a Woe Man?

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What if God is a Woe Man?
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What if God is a Woe Man?
September 20, 2022 at 9:56 pm
Woe is me, my creations don't love me!

Burn in hell, ye shall, wheee~
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RE: What if God is a Woe Man?
September 20, 2022 at 10:54 pm
Yeah, in heaven all alone.
Nobody callin' on the phone.
'Cept for the Pope, maybe in Rome.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: What if God is a Woe Man?
September 21, 2022 at 6:52 pm
Or better yet Keanu Reeves.
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RE: What if God is a Woe Man?
September 21, 2022 at 7:52 pm
(September 20, 2022 at 10:54 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Yeah, in heaven all alone.
Nobody callin' on the phone.
'Cept for the Pope, maybe in Rome.

Do you know how much I LOATHE that song?

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RE: What if God is a Woe Man?
September 21, 2022 at 11:52 pm
(September 21, 2022 at 7:52 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 20, 2022 at 10:54 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Yeah, in heaven all alone.
Nobody callin' on the phone.
'Cept for the Pope, maybe in Rome.

Do you know how much I LOATHE that song?

Oh, well, so does The Catholic League apparently.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: What if God is a Woe Man?
September 22, 2022 at 1:59 pm
(September 21, 2022 at 6:52 pm)GUBU Wrote: Or better yet Keanu Reeves.

Well actually, if we had a god and he turned out to be Keanu, at least we'd have a moral god.
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RE: What if God is a Woe Man?
November 5, 2022 at 7:33 pm
(September 22, 2022 at 1:59 pm)GUBU Wrote:
(September 21, 2022 at 6:52 pm)GUBU Wrote: Or better yet Keanu Reeves.

Well actually, if we had a god and he turned out to be Keanu, at least we'd have a moral god.

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