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Burial or cremation?
#31
RE: Burial or cremation?
When I was a little kid my grandmother has this loopy friend that lived nearby. She (the friend) and her husband never had any children so she wasn't too hip on dragging me along on their fishing trips. She was married to some super smart nerdy guy who preferred to polish rocks than go fishing.

He (Herb) died first and was buried in the Catholic cemetary that was between their house and my grandparents' farm.

One day the friend was at grandma's house and I was there listening to their conversation. Friend told grandma that she and grandpa should buy the plot next to her and Herb because Herb always wanted to learn how to play cards. At 66 years old, I am still a bit unnerved by that conversation.
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#32
RE: Burial or cremation?
compost my corpse to grow weed.
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#33
RE: Burial or cremation?
Personally, I think it'd be funny to be stuffed in a funny pose.
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#34
RE: Burial or cremation?
Feet first

Post hole digger deep enough. Burlap bag and a tree of some sort planted just above my head

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#35
RE: Burial or cremation?
[derail]In the first Avatar movie the living twin gets to watch the dead one turned to toast. They have a fucking WINDOW in the door to the cremation chamber. Dodgy [/derail]
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#36
RE: Burial or cremation?
I'm seriously leaning towards a non-traditional cremation. Instead of being rolled into one of those ovens, maybe get meself strapped to a motorized gurney, lit on fire, then propelled down a city street.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#37
RE: Burial or cremation?
(August 15, 2023 at 2:51 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'm seriously leaning towards a non-traditional cremation. Instead of being rolled into one of those ovens, maybe get meself strapped to a motorized gurney, lit on fire, then propelled down a city street.

Boru

Lombard St.?
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#38
RE: Burial or cremation?
(August 15, 2023 at 3:12 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(August 15, 2023 at 2:51 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'm seriously leaning towards a non-traditional cremation. Instead of being rolled into one of those ovens, maybe get meself strapped to a motorized gurney, lit on fire, then propelled down a city street.

Boru

Lombard St.?

?

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#39
RE: Burial or cremation?
(August 15, 2023 at 3:36 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(August 15, 2023 at 3:12 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Lombard St.?

?

Boru

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#40
RE: Burial or cremation?
(August 15, 2023 at 6:29 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(August 15, 2023 at 3:36 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ?

Boru

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That’s a hard no.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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