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Total Eclipse
April 8, 2024 at 11:20 am (This post was last modified: April 8, 2024 at 11:21 am by Silver.)
Be sure to sacrifice a bright eyed virgin from your family if you want to survive the coming darkness.
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RE: Total Eclipse
April 8, 2024 at 11:25 am
(April 8, 2024 at 11:20 am)Foxaèr Wrote: Be sure to sacrifice a bright eyed virgin from your family if you want to survive the coming darkness.

I swing a dead cat.

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RE: Total Eclipse
April 8, 2024 at 11:35 am
Not sure we have any around here!
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RE: Total Eclipse
April 8, 2024 at 11:38 am
(April 8, 2024 at 11:35 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Not sure we have any around here!

Hilarious  Was thinking the same thing.
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RE: Total Eclipse
April 8, 2024 at 11:40 am
(April 8, 2024 at 11:35 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Not sure we have any around here!

No kids? What kind of community is thar?
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RE: Total Eclipse
April 8, 2024 at 11:51 am
(April 8, 2024 at 11:40 am)Foxaèr Wrote:
(April 8, 2024 at 11:35 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Not sure we have any around here!

No kids? What kind of community is thar?

My youngest turns 37 tomorrow.
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RE: Total Eclipse
April 8, 2024 at 11:52 am
(April 8, 2024 at 11:40 am)Foxaèr Wrote:
(April 8, 2024 at 11:35 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Not sure we have any around here!

No kids? What kind of community is thar?

We 'et 'em.
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RE: Total Eclipse
April 8, 2024 at 11:53 am
(April 8, 2024 at 11:51 am)arewethereyet Wrote:
(April 8, 2024 at 11:40 am)Foxaèr Wrote: No kids? What kind of community is thar?

My youngest turns 37 tomorrow.

If there's a lack of available (grand)kids, kidnap one. Eclipse days are like purge nights, any and all activity is allowed.
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RE: Total Eclipse
April 8, 2024 at 12:09 pm
Sadly we don't get a total eclipse here in the UK, only a partial, and that's nowhere near me!
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RE: Total Eclipse
April 8, 2024 at 12:11 pm
(April 8, 2024 at 12:09 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Sadly we don't get a total eclipse here in the UK, only a partial, and that's nowhere near me!

Step-family and in-laws are good for partials.
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