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Predictions For 2025
January 1, 2025 at 5:55 am
After gazing deeply into my crystal ball, playing 'Go Fish' with my tarot cards, and reading my tea leaves, here they are:
1. Donald Trump will admit to all the massive mistakes, misjudgments, and crimes he's committed over the years.
2. After going from country to pop, Taylor Swift will enter the death metal phase of her career.
3. A live-action Danger Mouse film will shatter all existing box office records, in spite of never rising above 6% on Rotten Tomatoes.
4. Elon Musk will be burned in effigy ('Effigy' is a small town in Montana).
5. Wood will be outlawed as a house building material, to be replaced by Legos.
6. The next country to land people on the moon will be Fiji.
7. The Beatles song 'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da' will inexplicably top the Billboard charts for six weeks.
8. A new species of fish will be discovered and promptly eaten to extinction.
9. The decline in worldwide church attendance will accelerate as more people realize that it's just a bloody boring time-suck.
10. You will all be astonished at the accuracy of these predictions and send me large cash donations to fund my ministry.
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RE: Predictions For 2025
January 1, 2025 at 8:02 am
I predict the pope will pray for world peace and that it will have zero effect (again)
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RE: Predictions For 2025
January 1, 2025 at 12:53 pm
The sequel to A Complete Unknown will show Dylan in the exciting milieu of late 60's upstate New York, where he attends PTA meetings and drops his car off for a brake job. It will culminate in the career defining Isle of White performance, which put most of the audience and at least one of his backing musicians to sleep.
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RE: Predictions For 2025
January 1, 2025 at 7:29 pm
Boru will find out that he has had a secret child for decades now.
People will start wearing truck tailpipe from their ass, up their back and above their head because they will think it makes them look cooler.
Elon Musk will invent a vehicle that is bigger than the car so that it can collect several people at one place and drop them off at another, so that it saves on gas and reduces traffic.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Predictions For 2025
January 1, 2025 at 7:53 pm
(January 1, 2025 at 7:29 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Boru will find out that he has had a secret child for decades now.
People will start wearing truck tailpipe from their ass, up their back and above their head because they will think it makes them look cooler.
Elon Musk will invent a vehicle that is bigger than the car so that it can collect several people at one place and drop them off at another, so that it saves on gas and reduces traffic.
If that first one turns out to be true, I’m going to fly back to Northern Ireland, dig up my urologist, and piss on his corpse.
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RE: Predictions For 2025
January 1, 2025 at 7:55 pm
One of my minions will screw up and I won't take over/destroy the world again this year.
Dammit, Kev!
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RE: Predictions For 2025
January 1, 2025 at 7:57 pm
(January 1, 2025 at 7:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: One of my minions will screw up and I won't take over/destroy the world again this year.
Dammit, Kev!
You seem to have a lot of trouble with Kev. Is there a redundancy scheme?
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RE: Predictions For 2025
January 1, 2025 at 7:58 pm
(January 1, 2025 at 7:57 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (January 1, 2025 at 7:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: One of my minions will screw up and I won't take over/destroy the world again this year.
Dammit, Kev!
You seem to have a lot of trouble with Kev. Is there a redundancy scheme?
Boru
Yeah, I'm sending him to join the Russian army...
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RE: Predictions For 2025
January 2, 2025 at 7:44 pm
(January 1, 2025 at 7:58 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (January 1, 2025 at 7:57 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You seem to have a lot of trouble with Kev. Is there a redundancy scheme?
Boru
Yeah, I'm sending him to join the Russian army...
Sending him to the North Korean Battalion may get the job done quicker...
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RE: Predictions For 2025
January 2, 2025 at 8:49 pm
(January 2, 2025 at 7:44 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: (January 1, 2025 at 7:58 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Yeah, I'm sending him to join the Russian army...
Sending him to the North Korean Battalion may get the job done quicker...
I want him to suffer...
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