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RE: More "Jesus Tomb Discovery" Stuff
February 28, 2012 at 1:16 pm
(February 28, 2012 at 12:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Anything that has the stink of Simcha Jacobovici on it requires the use of a Hazmat Suit.
That's the "exodus decoded" dude right? ![[Image: jerkitsmiley.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=img.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv242%2Fwildeyedliberal%2Fjerkitsmiley.gif)
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RE: More "Jesus Tomb Discovery" Stuff
February 28, 2012 at 1:28 pm
Correct.
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RE: More "Jesus Tomb Discovery" Stuff
February 28, 2012 at 4:39 pm
(February 28, 2012 at 1:10 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: I thought they found Jesus' tomb long ago? Remember those ripoff ads for vials of sand from Jesus' tomb which were supposed to bring all sorts of magical good luck?
Ah! So that con caused the Arizona 'meteor crater'! 
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RE: More "Jesus Tomb Discovery" Stuff
February 28, 2012 at 4:42 pm
(This post was last modified: February 28, 2012 at 4:43 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Yet more proof of Jesus divinity, I mean the guy was buried all over the place. How many people do you know that have to be re-buried several times over the course of a handful of centuries? They can't keep this guy in his grave, he just keeps getting up, wandering a few miles, and climbing in another hole. Keep em guessing buddy!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: More "Jesus Tomb Discovery" Stuff
February 28, 2012 at 4:55 pm
(February 28, 2012 at 4:42 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Yet more proof of Jesus divinity, I mean the guy was buried all over the place. How many people do you know that have to be re-buried several times over the course of a handful of centuries? They can't keep this guy in his grave, he just keeps getting up, wandering a few miles, and climbing in another hole. Keep em guessing buddy!
He's the original zombie!
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RE: More "Jesus Tomb Discovery" Stuff
February 28, 2012 at 5:19 pm
(February 28, 2012 at 4:55 pm)Rokcet Scientist Wrote: (February 28, 2012 at 4:42 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Yet more proof of Jesus divinity, I mean the guy was buried all over the place. How many people do you know that have to be re-buried several times over the course of a handful of centuries? They can't keep this guy in his grave, he just keeps getting up, wandering a few miles, and climbing in another hole. Keep em guessing buddy!
He's the original zombie!
Or perhaps a vampire. Clan Salubri, I'm guessing, with all his healing stunts and instructions for the healed to keep quiet about it. Someone alert a Tremere and put him in debt to you. Would explain all his moving about. [/geek out]
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RE: More "Jesus Tomb Discovery" Stuff
February 28, 2012 at 8:59 pm
Is it just me,or does that pictograph also look like stylised penis ejaculating? 
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