Almighty God Be Praised

[Ace Otana]

I would never condemn you to hell. I want nothing more than to save you. My God has reserved hell for all of those who deny him. Don't be one of those people and you can worship with me forever in paradise.

Amen!

You know... worshipping a total arsehole forever WOULD BE HELL! I'd choose the lake of fire over that any day.

[Minimalist]

you can worship with me forever in paradise.

I'd rather stick my dick into a blender.

[Jackalope]

This one will look good in pink, I think.

[Anomalocaris]

Sorry, I read the rules a little late and didn't realize that I was supposed to make an introduction first.

I'm a christian trying to bring souls to Jesus.

I see there are some good men like Godschild and Chipan here in the midst of the lions. We must keep up the good fight my brothers. We serve a powerful God who is not to be trifled with and it is our duty to try to bring the wayward into the flock. Amen.

To all non-believers:
Feel free to contact me at any time if you would like me to lead you to a personal relationship with my lord and savior Jesus Christ. May the Holy Spirit move in this place so that none of you would burn in the eternal fires of Hell.

Of course christianity can produce idiots stupider than Godschild and Chipan. But don't feel sad, One King, even you are not the bottom of the barrel. Christianity would not fail to produce idiots even more stupid than you.

[Mister Agenda]

One King, I think you may not understand how preaching is defined here. It's okay to tell us why you think the way you do. It's not okay to tell us you think God is going to send us to hell. For starters, it's been done to death and I don't see how you could possibly think we've not gotten the message that a lot of Christians and Muslims believe we're going to hell.

I wonder if you pray about it, if you'll still think this is the best way to reach us?

[Nine]

To all non-believers:
Feel free to contact me at any time if you would like me to lead you to a personal relationship with my lord and savior Jesus Christ. May the Holy Spirit move in this place so that none of you would burn in the eternal fires of Hell.

Better into the fires than your mental megalomaniac you call God.

[Minimalist]

Of course christianity can produce idiots stupider than Godschild and Chipan.

There was a time when I would have disputed that, Chuck, but...never say never.

[NoMoreFaith]

Oh I do hope One King starts a discussion topic.

I can't be the only one with twitchy claws ready to pounce on overconfident proclamations.

Its the ones who just post videos then run and hide I can't stand. I can at least respect those who at least attempt a discussion on the matter.

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

As long as you can agree to rational debate

Yeah right.

Context:

I see there are some good men like Godschild and Chipan here in the midst of the lions.

Don't hold your breath.


PS :I don't know the persons mentioned except from the drivel they post. For all I know,they may well be good people who do not hurt anyone,but still all three.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w85t5wxxamk

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Oh I do hope One King starts a discussion topic.

Nah, we already have a surfeit of village idiots.

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quote='Minimalist' pid='250785' dateline='1331240388']

you can worship with me forever in paradise.

I'd rather stick my dick into a blender.
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A tad extreme. I'd rather stick my head up a dead dingo's bum.

[Sciwoman]

Sorry, I read the rules a little late and didn't realize that I was supposed to make an introduction first.

I'm a christian trying to bring souls to Jesus.

I see there are some good men like Godschild and Chipan here in the midst of the lions. We must keep up the good fight my brothers. We serve a powerful God who is not to be trifled with and it is our duty to try to bring the wayward into the flock. Amen.

To all non-believers:
Feel free to contact me at any time if you would like me to lead you to a personal relationship with my lord and savior Jesus Christ. May the Holy Spirit move in this place so that none of you would burn in the eternal fires of Hell.

Been there, done that, got the mental and emotional scars to prove it. I also have a question: Why is it christians assume that lack of knowledge of christianity is the reason we are atheists? Most atheists know more about christianity and it's holy book than christians do - it is why we are atheists.