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RE: De-Motivational
August 3, 2012 at 3:42 pm
(August 3, 2012 at 1:37 am)Rhythm Wrote:
Doesn't that dude look happy though? Clearly that fucker knows something we don't. I don't know why, but I'm pretty sure I'd like that guy.
Of course he's happy, his loos just there.
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RE: De-Motivational
August 3, 2012 at 4:33 pm
Why am I getting the horrible feeling that out of all the meme like pictures I've made this is going to be the one that actually makes it into a full blown meme?
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RE: De-Motivational
August 4, 2012 at 11:25 am
That last one is reminiscent of something that The Atheist Experience's Tracey Harris once said: "The thing that gets me, though, is it's like you believe that somebody walked across water and turned water into wine, and that someone spent three days in the stomach of a giant fish, but evolution just blows your mind."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
August 5, 2012 at 3:11 pm
Well, Happy Cat is the only begotten son of Ceiling Cat so he can use his magic. Plus as a cat, his natural repulsion to water probably gives him the ability to keep out of it, like oil does.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
August 5, 2012 at 6:25 pm
The unbridgeable gulf between dreams and reality:
And the unkindest cut of all is that sole notification is probably a request for a magic princess pony for Farmville, instead of a huge surprise party that all your friends have been working on for weeks...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'