Hell

[Rhizomorph13]

Then the animal would be sacrificed and your sins would be forgiven. But these sacrifices had to be done over and over again since they did not fully wipe away your sin but rather cover your sins in the sight of God.

Yeah, to fully wash away sin you need a qualified holy person who has access to a sin eater. If you want to know more, you should watch the documentary about them called, "The Ring" of "Ringu" if you speak Japanese.

lol,
Rhizo

[chatpilot]

Too funny Rhizo but it just goes to show how stupid the biblical doctrine of sin and redemption really is. It's like me going to the chair voluntarily for a murder my brother or friend committed.

[Secularone]

HELL
EXPLAINED

BY A CHEMISTRY
STUDENT


The
following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry
mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.


The answer by one student was so
'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet,
which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well


Bonus
Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?


Most of
the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when
it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.


One student, however, wrote the
following:


First, we
need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know
the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are
leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a
soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. There fore, no souls are leaving. As
for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions
that exist in the world today.


Most of
these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you
will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since
people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all
souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in
Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the
volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature
and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.


This
gives two possibilities:


1. If
Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell,
then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.


2. If
Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then
the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.


So which
is it?


If we
accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It
will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account
the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and
thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The
corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that
it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ...leaving
only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains
why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN
A+.

[Rhizomorph13]

Sec,

Fucking brilliant!

Rhizo

[chatpilot]

Sec and I thought I have seen it all! Thanks for sharing buddy that was a cute and enjoyable read.

[Violet]

GENIUS ^_^ Not only logical... but hilarious ^_^ People are looking at me funny for my outbursts of laughter... >_^

Thank you for sharing that, Secularone

[Edwardo Piet]

Too much text, too much repetition. In sum, curiosity...do you think God should have banned curiosity from His consciously intelligent creations? Even people who do good all of their lives can wonder about evil, try it and get hooked.

I think if God is truly perfect, he would be able to have created things so there was far less immorality than there is, and he would be able to still add curiosity in.

If God is really Perfect, do you think he would not be able to have done a better job than this? Do you think he could not have determined it though people could be "curious", without the kind of immoral and otherwise detrimental shit - that does go on - from going on in the world?

This has made me realise i dont fully understand how the death of Jesus saves, so im looking into it now.

But to try and answer you question I'll say it is mercy not justice.

Has God not got a better way of being 'merciful' than incarnating himself as his own son and having himself tortured? How is that merciful? Hasn't he got a better way of demonstrating a moral lesson of some sort, than by doing that? He's supposed to be perfect. Why does he have to 'forgive sins' that way?

If we can only do good it isn't full free will is it. Bad things happening is just part of the world we live in.

Why can't he just have made humans so they were naturally good, so then when they make choices with their "free will", the choices were made were naturally always moral? Can't have made us humans a lot more perfect and Godly like he is at least supposed to be?

Note: I am playing Devil's Advocate here, because not only do I not believe in God, I don't believe in Free Will either.

EvF

[ecolox]

Too much text, too much repetition. In sum, curiosity...do you think God should have banned curiosity from His consciously intelligent creations? Even people who do good all of their lives can wonder about evil, try it and get hooked.

I think if God is truly perfect, he would be able to have created things so there was far less immorality than there is, and he would be able to still add curiosity in.

If God is really Perfect, do you think he would not be able to have done a better job than this? Do you think he could not have determined it though people could be "curious", without the kind of immoral and otherwise detrimental shit - that does go on - from going on in the world?

I have no reason to think that a perfect God would make this world any different - that, from innocent beginnings, curiosity couldn't lead humans to where we are today.

[Edwardo Piet]

Well I wouldn't call the world perfect. And IMO, I think it's ridiculous to think a perfect God would have created humans who naturally would do things that many of them do over the world, nor do I think he would have made such an imperfect world.

And, for example, why would he allow the suffering that goes on in the animal world? And why would he allow natural disasters to kill people and animals? Can't a perfect God do a better job than that? How is that perfect?

EvF

[AngelaRachnid]

My wife believes that there are different plains or regions in the afterlife.

I heard a similar thing, but that heaven and Hell were on the same plain, divided by a big fence,

One day while god was inspecting the fence he noticed a small hole and some nasty little creatures coming through into heavens side. So god nips round to the gates of hell, rings the doorbell and waits for Satan to arrive. After a while answers and seeing god there says: "what the fuck do you want"?

God replies telling him that he fixed the last hole in the fence and it was now turn to repair the fence,

Laughing tells god to "sod off" and slams the door in his face.

The next day god noticed the hole was getting bigger and more nasty little creatures coming through into heavens side. So god nips round to the gates of hell, rings the doorbell and waits for Satan to arrive. After a while answers and seeing god there says: "what the fuck do you want"?

God replies telling him that there are more of the nasties coming through and it was now Satans turn to repair the fence and that more bigger nasties were getting through,

Laughing tells god to "fuck off" and slams the door in his face.

The next day god noticed the hole was even getting bigger and bigger nasty little creatures coming through into heavens side. So god nips round to the gates of hell, rings the doorbell and waits for Satan to arrive. After a while answers and seeing god there says: "what the fuck do you want"?

God replies telling him that there are more of the nasties coming through and it was now Satans turn to repair the fence and that more nasties were getting through,

Laughing tells god to "fuck off" and as he is about to slam the door in his face god shouts out "I will get my lawyer onto you".

Laughing replies "where the fuck you gonna get a lawyer"




Allegedly

I cannot wait to get to hell, good company, intelectual conversation, good films and EXCELENT music, I cannot wait to get there and see Bon Scott perform again

But since I am looking forward to it I will probably end up in Heaven hanging out fucking clouds all day long with ABBA playing through some mobile phone and nobody to talk too

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