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NEW DRESSCODE EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
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RE: NEW DRESSCODE EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
February 3, 2013 at 12:05 am
Damn!

You mean I actually HAVE to get dressed?


*bugger Dodgy


How about G-Strings? (Thongs- underwear) ?
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February 3, 2013 at 12:38 am



While I appreciate the rigor and clarity you've brought to the matter, I can't help but notice that there is no dress code for "super intelligent trans-dimensional beings who just happen to be slumming it." While I appreciate the freedom this gives me in choosing the form of the Destructor, I can't help but feel a little put out at being singled out for not being singled out.
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February 3, 2013 at 5:32 am
The destructor must post as the staypuft marshmallow man......... duh.



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February 3, 2013 at 6:20 am
(February 2, 2013 at 6:39 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: Women*:
-No facial hair
-Nice looking shirt. No tshirts.
-Pants or skirt.
-Shoes.

Shoes? Indoors? No fucking way! You'll just have to stand me posting in woolen socks Tongue
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February 3, 2013 at 7:24 am
What about plaid bell bottoms?
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February 3, 2013 at 7:31 am
Personally I like to imagine that the people I'm debating are naked. Makes me feel better.

Cool Shades

Oh and lingerie, yay or nay?
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February 3, 2013 at 10:27 am
(February 3, 2013 at 7:31 am)missluckie26 Wrote: Oh and lingerie, yay or nay?

Yay, definitely yay! (Though not on me, usually, the first thing I do when I get home and sit down at my computer, is taking my bra off Big Grin)
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February 3, 2013 at 11:28 am
(February 3, 2013 at 10:27 am)Kayenneh Wrote:
(February 3, 2013 at 7:31 am)missluckie26 Wrote: Oh and lingerie, yay or nay?

Yay, definitely yay! (Though not on me, usually, the first thing I do when I get home and sit down at my computer, is taking my bra off Big Grin)

Same here.
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RE: NEW DRESSCODE EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
February 3, 2013 at 2:57 pm
(February 2, 2013 at 6:39 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: Due to some worrying recent fashion trends we are establishing the following new dresscode that apply to all members. This is necessary in order to protect both the site and its members.

Even though we don't actually see you, the thought you might be posting in your underwear, wearing unmatching socks, showing your butt crack because your pants are too low, and/or having your hat backwards etc is disturbing to some members.

Men:
-No long hair.
-Collared tucked in shirt.
-Pants. No shorts. No jeans.
-Belt.
-Ties. Bow ties not allowed.
-Only mustaches are the only allowable facial hair.

Women*:
-No facial hair
-Nice looking shirt. No tshirts.
-Pants or skirt.
-Shoes.


*With special permission, women may be naked.

Cheers.

Specially appointed forum fashion director.

What you got against un-matching socks? Symmetry is so overrated. Get some individualism into your life
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RE: NEW DRESSCODE EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
February 3, 2013 at 3:54 pm
I always post on this forum wearing nothing but a smile!
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