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De-Motivational
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RE: De-Motivational
March 11, 2013 at 4:54 am
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RE: De-Motivational
March 11, 2013 at 4:57 am
I'm liking it...since we have a major fly problem here
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RE: De-Motivational
March 11, 2013 at 11:12 am (This post was last modified: March 11, 2013 at 11:20 am by Cinjin.)
I actually have seen a guy tie a fly to a string before. It does actually work. The fly will buzz around for 5 or 6 seconds before he gets too tired and simply hangs from the string to rest.
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RE: De-Motivational
March 11, 2013 at 10:21 pm
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RE: De-Motivational
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RE: De-Motivational
March 12, 2013 at 1:15 am
That one about winning a dancing contest, something like that happened to me years ago. I'd gone ice skating, for the first and only time, and I was trying to find my feet on the ice. At one point I tried crossing from one side of the rink to the other. I did quite well, I thought. That is, until two girls came gliding up to me and asked me why I'd break-danced instead of skating normally.
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March 12, 2013 at 2:05 am
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RE: De-Motivational
March 12, 2013 at 7:58 am (This post was last modified: March 12, 2013 at 8:53 am by KichigaiNeko.)
Oh dear T'Agc
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RE: De-Motivational
March 12, 2013 at 2:35 pm
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RE: De-Motivational
March 12, 2013 at 3:09 pm
Cup cakes! They're so puuuurdy! Tongue
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