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Mormon men are fat..
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RE: Mormon men are fat..
(March 31, 2013 at 3:59 pm)Mr Infidel Wrote: Ironic, considering that according to the bible they should be treating their bodies like temples.

They do. Were you under the impression that a temple was anything other than a place to stuff all the goodies?
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